(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
“Massive, are you calling me a child?”
Not physically of course.
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“Leave the dunce cap alone, Massive.”
Well played, Sock.
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“..I think Doctress had a baby and is too busy to post here….”
Obs, now who’s the victim aka child-support?
SinDs….
…the chick who left the baby in the Port-a-Potty (page #3 of this thread?)…was 44…..
…must be all the fertility drugs…
That’s what every man wants to hear;
“Yea, you gotta fine penis.”
I was sitting here having a good time soaking up all the sexual desires from other men and fuckin fake CB had to come in and spoil all the fun. Oh well, guess it’s just me and my puppy’s tongue tonight.
Michael Jackson never had a baby…..
..a few toddlers maybe….but not a baby…
“let the record show as the person who has viewed said penis, it is a fine penis”
Is that like a pen with a “fine point”?
Instead of a thick point?
Except that I got rid of the puppy, now what am I going to do?
My dork doesn’t need this negative attention! It has pleased many a woman!
Massive…
your not helping the cause
but…I laughed
SuperB, seeing this will surely make you squirt. SFW
http://www.jbadominator.com/photos.htm
well shit, maybe my biological clock isn’t ticking as loudly as i thought it was.
Observer, are we 100% sure on that one?
SinDs…..
Are you looking to have a child?
That “shitter” kid may be available….
Massive, that ‘Stang’s wing has got to be the gayest shit on earth.
Massive, I am filled with jealousy…mostly cause that one runs.
“Fake CB might be on to something, because I am jealous of all of the attention she gets.”
Real CB…no one could want that type of attention…
Doc had a baby. She left it in a port a potty
Sup I thought I told you to fuck off bitch.. And take the little troll Sin with you.
Alright boys, now back to me :)
“LEAVE DB’S FINE POINT ALONE!!!”
Endorsed by Chris Crocker, the “leave Britney alone” emo fag guy, aka Pottz.
Alright, let’s settle this, Fake CB, go and suck DB’s dick and report back on size, function and taste. I would like this report first thing Monday morning.