(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
CB007….
(both “real” and “fake”)
…why did you get rid of the puppy?
SinDs, I have healthy sperm…you want some?
I agree with the fine penis guy — the wing is stupid.
Obs, he bit my damn testicle.
Fake CB: Because it wouldn’t lick my pussy anymore
Real CB: What puppy? I never had a puppy???
“maybe my biological clock isn’t ticking as loudly as i thought it was.”
SinDs, maybe you have a digital biological clock as opposed to an analog…
ouch fake CB. i dislike you about as much as the real one!
and pepper…i think i’ll pass for now. i’ll hit you up when my other options run out…
I wish you Durdenistas could say a few nice things about my dick…..
“Massive, that ‘Stang’s wing has got to be the gayest shit on earth.”
I agree, but I must say, aside from the wing that’s one badass mofo of a Stang.
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“Massive, I am filled with jealousy…mostly cause that one runs.”
It’s ashame they made one, or two but I’m not sure.
It’s funny because for the life of me I very much dislike the Fox-body generation Stang, but that Dominator Stang looks pure evil. Me like!
Speaking of my penis,
Where has LeftNutofDB been? That guy was funny.
Fake CB can’t decide is he/she has testicles or a pussy… maybe both, that could be exciting.
I thought we told you to fuck off Doc?
CB007….(fakie)….
…I thought you had paid extra for that type of puppy “talent”…
Does fake CB have fake tits?
Speaking of “Pussies”….
I’m still made about the day when all the Durdenistas posted their pussy pics….
…and I found that my wife had posted my face….
The real CB may or may not have a male genetalia, but the Fake CB really does remind me of the fake cali (aka Doc).
Doc, I thought I pwn3d your ass something massive? What the hell are you dragging your snail trail leaking vagrino on this site for again?
$25 to sit in the audience at Michael Jackson’s funeral. I paid $20 to go to the Victory tour back in ‘84 and THAT Michael was black and animated. Also my gf gave me anal that night. I’m married now, so ’nuff said.
Pepper, Doc’s show is today at 11am PST
http://uclaradio.com/schedule/
“Where has LeftNutofDB been?”
You mean Clint Jones?
“and pepper…i think i’ll pass for now. i’ll hit you up when my other options run out…”
pepper, what SinDs means is that pending a houseboat purchase or a big lottery win both DB and I are ahead of you…