(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
Doc has nothing better to do than troll for dick. Only way she can get laid.
“Doc, I thought I pwn3d your ass something massive?”
That was a momentous occasion. Thinking back to that moment now is like watching Dark Knight on Blu-Ray all over again.
(p)rick, you may very well be right! :P
Massive…this is why I am jealous
http://yfrog.com/bb4eb13feb3b7112446620300j
my baby is having a few “issues”
DB the only way you ever get any pussy is if your parents loan you money for a plane ticket.
“(p)rick, you may very well be right! :P”
SinDs, in my case, I am only wishful dreaming…
slaapy is that 2pm eastern time…my head hurts
Yes Pepper
“my baby is having a few “issues””
Sucks to hear, Sup :(
So it doesn’t run now? What are the issues?
SuperB is that a Sebring?
“DB the only way you ever get any pussy is if your parents loan you money for a plane ticket.”
1) considering the company DB kept, I am tempted to beg his parents for plane fare
2) at least it worked…which beats all but about 2.5 years of my sexual life…
“DB the only way you ever get any pussy is if your parents loan you money for a plane ticket.”
Wow, Doc is back.
Hey, wassup Doc?
pepper - I always picture you as a chimp typing on a keyboard.
snake, its a 98 Cobra
idle-overheating issues…I think there is some problem with the performance chip im running and the exhaust i put on
Oh man I almost don’t want to go to lunch. I might miss deebs epic beatdown part two.
“DB the only way you ever get any pussy is if your parents loan you money for a plane ticket.”
Thank you for proving my theory, you old bologna crotch ballsack. What you been up to? Losing more hair? Drinking more vodka? Drunk dialing as many numbers given to you on a blogsite as possible? Man, you are a sad excuse for a woman. I’d rather bone muffin ass in my office a thousand times before feeling your breath on my schwantz.
“SuperB is that a Sebring?”
No, Snake. That ain’t no bloody Sebring.
Sebring is for people like Doc or Pottz or even Beppo.
I’m going to tune in
Doc, can you play Bronski Beat (Smalltown Boy)
Thank you much
NAGASAKI
or as my daughter calls it, Snake
a horsey car with a dissapearing top