07.13.2009 Michael Jackson was gay

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The image of Michael Jackson fondling some little kid is repulsive of course, but is it the worst image ever or just kind of weird and super inappropriate? Yesterday it would have been the worst thing ever, but this morning the Sun had an article describing him licking another mans penis and having gay sex in dirty Las Vegas motels, so how can that not be number 1?

A new book insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.
One (lover) met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.
And one told Halperin (the author): “The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”
Halperin said: “Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined.”
He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, “Lawrence”.
“He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”
Halperin says Jackson was known to slip out to a motel for gay sex in 2007 when he had moved to Las Vegas.
He reportedly fell in love with a burly half-Asian in his early 20s.
Halperin alleges: “He rarely left his residence, but when he did, according to one of Jackson’s closest confidants, it was to meet a boyfriend at a run-down motel.”
A source tells the book: “He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him.
“Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas’ grungiest dives.
“Michael was broke. It was all he could afford then.”

You know Michael was no master criminal if his idea of a disguise was dressing like a woman. A wig, foundation, lipstick, skintight pants with rhinestone shoes. It’s not a disguise if you just pick things out of your closet.

And what does Marissa Miller naked in GQ have to do with gay sex. Absolutely nothing, thank fucking god. 13 pics of her really topless here just to make sure.

(119) Comments

  1. iwontrememberthis 07/13/2009 19:53

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    I did not need to read that.

  2. What Me Worry? 07/13/2009 20:01

    And anyone is surprised?

  3. Ever 07/13/2009 20:03

    Because the Sun is such a reputable and accurate magazine.

  4. What Me Worry? 07/13/2009 20:04

    “Billy Jack he’s my lover….”

  5. Ace731 07/13/2009 20:19

    gross

  6. Mumbles McGinty 07/13/2009 20:21

    Marissa …. any chance we can get to see some toe jam? …

  7. pump 07/13/2009 20:36

    Posting guy, I don not care if you are old braendon or some new guy, but for those Marissa Miller pictures my penis and I are grateful.
    Now I can go home with a huge boner.

  8. Tom Foolery 07/13/2009 20:45

    Not buying this, and thanks for the pictures of Marissa to cleanse my mind of that.

  9. The Irreverent Tony Stark 07/13/2009 20:51

    What the fuck?

  10. yohnskull 07/13/2009 21:06

    The Sun is gay.

  11. fbones 07/13/2009 21:07

    since when is this news? Whats next, “This just in… the sky is fucking blue!” ?!?!?

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  13. SsnakeOil 07/13/2009 21:15

    Marissa Miller is at her best when she’s doing the girl-next-door thing. When she’s made up like Pam Anderson it just doesn’t work for me.

    That said, would I do her?

  14. Mumbles McGinty 07/13/2009 21:18

    Ssnake … in a heart beat, … she has excellent tits and a body, well lets just say I would crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear her piss in a hub cap.

  15. Mumbles McGinty 07/13/2009 21:23

    Speaking of pissing in hub caps, CB .. DD how was your weekend?

  16. Tom Foolery 07/13/2009 21:23

    Blonds normally don’t do it for me, but I just might?

  17. The Irreverent Tony Stark 07/13/2009 21:28

    Wait she’s a blonde? I thought she was an insufferable cunt sneeze.

  18. fuzzdog 07/13/2009 21:32

    As far as MJ I’m sure this is “Just the Tip” of the iceberg. As far as Marissa’s tits it looks like that right nipple has been seriously sucked on to dwarf the other one. If she needs me to help her balance them out I will make the generous offer to work on Lefty for a while…

  19. Mumbles McGinty 07/13/2009 21:42

    Tony …Blonde .who know, and insufferable cunt sneeze … no doubt! fuckable? alas I would have to say absolutely

  20. SsnakeOil 07/13/2009 21:46

    Haven’t heard a word about her personality.

    Not really sure if it’s relevant to this discussion.

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