Michael Jackson was so stuffed with drugs when he died last Thursday he probably would have rattled if you shook him, but as far as what actually killed him, police are now narrowing their focus to a drug called Propofol. It’s a sedative so powerful that it’s wildly illegal outside of controlled medical environments such as an emergency room or surgical suite. If it had a TV ad, instead of a middle aged couple exchanging coy glances and then turning off the stove, it would have doctors opening a safe between armed guards and removing a glowing beaker with blacksmith tongs. TMZ says…
The drug is used to put people under anesthesia before surgery. It is an extremely powerful drug that is only available to medical personnel. As one source said, “There is no conceivable way this drug can be properly prescribed for home use.”
Sources say the drug is so inappropriate and reckless for home use, if a doctor facilitated it for Jackson and it caused his death, he or she could be prosecuted for manslaughter.
This is a drug that can only be administered with an IV, so Jackson would have had help using it, which is why the police are so interested in any doctors or nurses who had Jackson in their care. They haven’t actually found any Propofol at the scene but a nurse has said on record he asked for it, and they found other drugs often used in combination with Propofol. Also he was wearing an “I Heart Propofol” t-shirt and he had an arrow drawn on the inside of his arm and the words, “propofol goes here”.
I blame the Olsen twins
Propofol’s a helluva drug.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
::blows a load in NPD’s mother’s butthole::
“Michael Jackson was so stuffed with drugs when he died last Thursday he probably would have ratted if you shook him…”
Why did MJ do so many drugs? He saw the “Man in the Mirror” every morning…
btw, T Minus 14.5 days till DB’s birthday.
Hey, I finally got a fake! Cool.
“sock, what were your most important questions regarding my feet again?”
I’ll go ahead and assume they are indeed female. If I had to narrow it down to 3 criteria, I guess it would be big or second toe dominance (if you’re one of those freaks that’s 3rd toe dominant, this conversation is over), arch height, and shoe size.
I can deal with somewhat longer or shorter toes than normal, and can adjust nail length / polish color when I’m giving you the pedi.
You did indeed, ohm.
Then he switched to me when he realized how fucking cool I am.
ohm, you got the dollar store variety fake, sad to say…
People are still wasting their time being fake posters??
Sad….
Yeah, I guess it wasn’t that cool. His spelling was atrocious also.
= pepper
Does anyone have the cell phone number of Jacko’s supplier?
There might be a fire sale on Propofol today.
good lord sock…
i am second toe dominant, my arch height is decent? (do you measure that shit?) and i’m a size 8…
do i pass?
Sock, as cool as you may be, I think he may have switched to you because I wasn’t there.
With flying colors, Sin.
Now get naked.
And I can spell fabulous.
SinDs has “second toe”??? Good Lord, woman, what’s your vagina look like!?!?!
Fucking Michael Jackson. This guy has literally been on a downward spiral since 1980 and everybody is surprised he died 30 years later! I think he outlived the best of expectations. For the last 30 years he’s been routinely carving his face up, bleaching his skin, diddling little boys, and popping pills. Not exactly a recipe for a long life. If Michael Jackson were a play he’d be Romeo and Juliet, but without the Juliet…literally the most tragic character to walk the face of modern history.
SinDs, is that you in your avatar? If so then heeheee! Aowww! Go on girl!