The former gay lover of Michael Jackson’s dermatologist (every single word so far makes me uncomfortable) says Michael was sterile because Joe Jackson once kicked him in the nuts so hard it left permanent damage. I spoke too soon. Now every word so far makes me uncomfortable. The Enquirer says…
“He told me Joe hit Michael in the groin area on a few occasions. The first time it happened was when Michael was a kid and Joe was beating him up. He wailed on him, accidentally hitting him in the testicles.
“When Michael got older, Joe did it again. But this time, he kicked him in the testicles - calling him a sissy who didn’t need his testicles anyway.
“Arnie told me that Michael said his testicles were forever deformed from that beating, and he believed that’s why he couldn’t have children of his own.”
So wait, Joe dressed him in sparkly hats and pants as a kid and took him to dance class, then kicked him in the nuts because he wasn’t manly enough? I don’t mean to jump to conclusions but I think maybe Joe was sending mixed signals.
Nuts are overrated
So this “news” comes out now, even though he’s been talking like that for so many years!!??
nuts as in a pussy?
maybe he got kicked because he WAS NUTS?
So now that he’s worm food, does that make Janet Jackson “the most talented living Jackson” now??? OH GOD… just got sick
explains the voice
ok ok that was too easy
Nope, sorry that just isn’t enough to explain it all. A kick in the nuts doesn’t turn you in into a girl. Although, his dad does deserve to die a slow and painful death.
My cock got so hard reading that story. And I’m not even a fruit
WEll this is just silly. I’ve been trying to post for a half-hour and it just wouldn’t work. I can’t even remember what I wanted to say.
Oh yeah, now I remember. Good night everyone.
more importantly Pepper is back to drinking!!!…
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the world is now a better place!
Maggots love testicles!
so do worms!
You put legumes in your slit?
explains the voice
ok ok that was too easy
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snatch, does that mean that Latoya was olso kicked in the ………?
Ballsy, yu are so right about starting to drink again, OK, so I lasted 4 days with out drinking, next time I will last 8 and then…, well you get my point…eventually, I will stop.
I don’t think that Michael being kicked in the nuts was the reason that he couldn’t have children. More likely it was because the only thing that got him hard was little boys.
every good kid need a “smack” on the nuts…not sure it should come from one in the family though..
preferred, HS sweet heart, exploring with her tongue
my guess, more hogwash..and where are the T&A???
although Eva looked good…but f the bikini
and wait, hasn’t this guy been dead a year already?
WTF…unless you have photos of the autopsy, lets move on
I predict the next famous person to die will be Walter
Cronkite.