monday morning headlines

July 6, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments

CURRENT SONG – Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here – explicit lyrics)

MICHAEL JACKSON – will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his true cause of death has not been found, dissecting his brain is the last best chance to determine what his body was experiencing when he died. That will take at least 3 weeks. After that his brain will either be burned or he’ll be dug up for a reunion. If it were me I’d see if they could put it in a 10-story robot. Revenge is mine! (dubious source = the mirror)

THE MEMORIAL – Fox, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and E! will all televise the Michael Jackson memorial tomorrow live. Disney Channel still undecided, suspects an elaborate trap, has moved Zach and Cody to a secret location. (source = washington post)

HOLLY MADISON – hosted a party at TAO Beach in Vegas on Saturday. I don’t know why. Does it matter? (3 more pics here. hq jump here. source = wenn)

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