CURRENT SONG - Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here - explicit lyrics)
MICHAEL JACKSON - will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his true cause of death has not been found, dissecting his brain is the last best chance to determine what his body was experiencing when he died. That will take at least 3 weeks. After that his brain will either be burned or he’ll be dug up for a reunion. If it were me I’d see if they could put it in a 10-story robot. Revenge is mine! (dubious source = the mirror)
THE MEMORIAL - Fox, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and E! will all televise the Michael Jackson memorial tomorrow live. Disney Channel still undecided, suspects an elaborate trap, has moved Zach and Cody to a secret location. (source = washington post)
HOLLY MADISON - hosted a party at TAO Beach in Vegas on Saturday. I don’t know why. Does it matter? (3 more pics here. hq jump here. source = wenn)
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Does this mean he can’t come back as a zombie?
What the fuck is the Green Lantern doing in the back seat???
Allow me to save everyone involved in Michael Jackson’s autopsy a lot of time and effort. He died from being Michael Jackson, case closed.
if you throw a party, why would you take pictures on a red carpet?
that exposed rib look isn’t very becumming.
I know she’s almost in her 30’s but her boobs are only 6-7 year old…so am I a pedophile if I tit fuck her?
Kendra is still the hottest one.
http://dlisted.com/node/32756 sfw
why the fuck is she posing like a bodybuilder in some of them?
there’s negros in somalia with more meat on their bones….
i want a bitch that could keep me alive if we’re stranded and i have to eat her.
Tits!
Pepper, that was just ridiculous.
is it just me or do her feet look HUGE?
Where is Finkle, we need a ruling on the field.
Wait, B, I haven’t gotten that far yet.
Is it a bad sign when looking at Kendra makes me miss my g/f more than I do right now?
“is it just me or do her feet look HUGE?”
Not if her dad is Sideshow Bob, B…
She walks like a christmas tree stand
This woman is fabulous and everyone here would kick her out of bed because her feet are too big? People, people, let’s get some perspective.
http://www.canigetaverdict2.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fatgirl.jpg
Snake, not what I am saying at all…but to me it just stuck out..guess she had always been in heels before or I didnt notice.
I still like Kendra better tho
So you WOULD have sex with her, B? Can I watch?
Am I reading too much into these answers?
Snake…long ago, I indicated my inclusivity as regards “female companionship”…however, my celebrity snark membership demands that I point out every possible defect in an attempt to reduce every celebrity female self-esteem to a level conducive to having said celebs willingly offer their services to me…this requires delivery of much snark to achieve…