BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)
MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as 1993 Jackson was having doctors issue prescriptions in other people names to score pain killers for him. In a related story, I had to go to 2 different doctors to get 2 percent hydrocortisone cream after stepping in poison oak. You rich people can suck my dick. (source = tmz)
UFC - picked a new ring girl this weekend as part of UFC 100. Her name is Natasha, and she’s adorable but not as hot as Arianny Celeste. Actually, who cares, LOOK AT DAN HENDERSON! 4 seconds after the great Joe Rogan says if Michael Bisping keeps drifting left he’s gonna get annihilated, Michael Bisping drifts left and gets annihilated. If Henderson hit him any harder, Bisping would have just burst into flames. (source = splash news online)
Cod, that would equal the amount of viewers the Coyotes have had since they moved out of Winnipeg.
Obs, are you a bartender in the corporate boxes or did you just bring your binoculars to the game?
Binoculars…..
….they don’t bartend in the boxes…..they stock the fridges with beer and bring in the other booze on platters….
…same thing with the buffalo chicken and the marinated steaks…
Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir 2 VIDEO: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-2-video-ufc-100/
Here you have your own hostess and bartender.
Fuck, Red Rage…..
That is fucking awesome…..big tits?
t-minus 30 minutes to the Nichole Ritchie pregnant photos post.
I should clarify….
“Nice” tits?
If you find someone you really like you can arrange for them to be in your box permanently. Or you in her box permanently for a little extra $
Db, it will most likely be the Caps because of Ovechkin.
one time a friend of mine’s gf’s pop’s got tix to the budwiser corp box at msg. He gave the 4 tix to his daughter who in turn gave them to her bf who in turn invited 3 of us to go. We didn’t know we would be sharing the box with a group of handicapped kids. We arrived to the show stocked with xanax and blunts. By the end of the show we were smoking blunts with the kids in the wheelchairs. It was fukked up and awesome at the same time. No doubt the kids had a great time.
Scum, Philly is voted the toughest team in the NHL. We have more goons than ever. It’s like the ’70s all over again. I have faith.
Best quote of the night was after the fight when Joe Rogan asked Henderson if he knew he had knocked Bisping out before he jumped on top of him and clobbered him again. His response, “I don’t normally do that in a fight, but I did that to shut him up a little.” Fucking awesome.
Oh, and Brock Lesner is a pussy. If I was as big as that guy, of COURSE I would be winning more fights than anyone else…
DB, it’s not 70’s hockey again until some players stop wearing helmets. Or is that now NHL law?
I was curious if Bisping would ever get up after that hit Henderson put on him.
90% of MMA fans are homosexual or have homo-erotic thoughts.
it’s not 70’s hockey again until some players start p wearing mullets
FIXED!
And which are you Cod, MMA fan, homosexual or do you just have homo-erotic thoughts?
DB will probably remember the last guy to not wear a helmet. It was made a rule in the 80’s and anyone who didn’t wear it before the rule was grandfather in, but new players have to wear it.
Was Bob Nystrom the last, DB?
Oh, just the thoughts for me!
I only watch Gina Carano fights.