BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)
MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as 1993 Jackson was having doctors issue prescriptions in other people names to score pain killers for him. In a related story, I had to go to 2 different doctors to get 2 percent hydrocortisone cream after stepping in poison oak. You rich people can suck my dick. (source = tmz)
UFC - picked a new ring girl this weekend as part of UFC 100. Her name is Natasha, and she’s adorable but not as hot as Arianny Celeste. Actually, who cares, LOOK AT DAN HENDERSON! 4 seconds after the great Joe Rogan says if Michael Bisping keeps drifting left he’s gonna get annihilated, Michael Bisping drifts left and gets annihilated. If Henderson hit him any harder, Bisping would have just burst into flames. (source = splash news online)
“90% of MMA fans are homosexual or have homo-erotic thoughts”
Here is a picture of CodPiece getting ready to go for a walk in the rain.
http://tinyurl.com/lmzt7g
Just looked it up: Craig MacTavish was the last NHL player to not wear a helmet. He started his career before the rule went into effect.
MacTavish with the Blues in 96/97.
SsnakeOil is having a conversation with DB… without DB.
Cod, is it gay if you getting a BJ from a girl while listening to the Johnas Brothers and thinking of Dane Cook?
is it gay to spank to dan Henderson?
Only if you are wearing your American Idol footie pajamas, Scum.
McTavish did not wear a cup/codpiece either.
Wait till ya see ma’dick…
Tony Homo broke up with that chubby girl the day before her birthday, DB…I think you got a chance now. (Such a great fucking dickhead move too right before her bday! Hilarious!)
Romo broke up with Jessica????
so the rumor goes…
Nick Leche is laughing his ass off.
Dick Le-gay? That’s one ugly sumbitch…I have no clue what girls see in him.
Man, it’s boring in here today.
Is it true that Kramer fro Steifeld died?
Who will call a black man a Nigg*er now that he is gone?
DB, the link to the Homo/Messica split…
http://tinyurl.com/lgbbou (SFW)
i thought that was your job, pepper…you seem to have a knack for it.
It’s not just here, the whole internet is boring today. I think it’s time to feign a headache, go home, jack off, and smoke a bongload. Not necessarily in that order.
Oh no…that cant happen, Romo will have no one to blame his shitty season on now.