07.13.2009 Morning headlines

BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)

MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as 1993 Jackson was having doctors issue prescriptions in other people names to score pain killers for him. In a related story, I had to go to 2 different doctors to get 2 percent hydrocortisone cream after stepping in poison oak. You rich people can suck my dick. (source = tmz)

UFC - picked a new ring girl this weekend as part of UFC 100. Her name is Natasha, and she’s adorable but not as hot as Arianny Celeste. Actually, who cares, LOOK AT DAN HENDERSON! 4 seconds after the great Joe Rogan says if Michael Bisping keeps drifting left he’s gonna get annihilated, Michael Bisping drifts left and gets annihilated. If Henderson hit him any harder, Bisping would have just burst into flames. (source = splash news online)

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  1. Lo 07/13/2009 14:58

    Romo can blame the Steelers for his shitty season or he can simply accept the fact that he sucks and pray for the demotion to the Panthers.

  2. SsnakeOil 07/13/2009 14:59

    Maybe he’ll start dating Britney.

  3. Zombie 07/13/2009 14:59

    Tony will be banging some country singer by the playoffs. She’ll come to a game, he’ll breakdown under pressure and look like a fool… they’ll go home and fuck on a bed covered in $100 bills.

    Same song and dance.

  4. CodPiece 07/13/2009 15:01

    I bet he is dating Toby Keith by September.

  5. SuperB 07/13/2009 15:02

    I bet TO would look pretty damn good in a wig. jus sayin, he likes to cry about him as well..

  6. CodPiece 07/13/2009 15:03

    We should turn this place sportsy every now and then …. Warrick Dunn signing with the Iggles: GO!

  7. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 15:06

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  8. SuperB 07/13/2009 15:08

    CP, it wont happen…Reid has made many comments about how he doesnt feel the need to add another RB, specially an aged one…

    NEXT

  9. SuperB 07/13/2009 15:10

    And can I add the fact that TO is getting his own reality tv show makes me wanna punch someone in the face?

  10. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 15:10

    Ya know who would be good on the Eagles? A new thread.

  11. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 15:17

    SOMEONE’S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!

  12. RedRage 07/13/2009 15:19

    (850): Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?

    Didn’t we go over this a few months ago?

  13. SuperB 07/13/2009 15:20

    Okay okay…no more football talk I promise

    damn

    /kicks rocks….

  14. Lo 07/13/2009 15:24

    GOOOOO STEEELERRRRRS!!!!!!!

    OK, DB, you can whack me. I’m just sayin.

  15. Slaappy 07/13/2009 15:30

    (937): wtf. i just found you’re porn stash.
    (1-937): u like it?
    (937): NOT THE POINT.

    I wish i said that to some of my exes

  16. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 15:39

    HE SPLIT THE ARROW IN TWADE!!!!!

  17. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 15:44

    fuck this place

  18. fbones 07/13/2009 15:47

    fuck NPD

  19. CodPiece 07/13/2009 15:47

    Anyone ever hear of a band called Porcupine Tree? I would highly recommend them. Very cool. Rush/Pink Floyd/Tool

  20. SCUM 07/13/2009 15:58

    http:www.isshefilty.blogspot.com #468 and 465 are good girls.

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