07.13.2009 Morning headlines

BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)

MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as 1993 Jackson was having doctors issue prescriptions in other people names to score pain killers for him. In a related story, I had to go to 2 different doctors to get 2 percent hydrocortisone cream after stepping in poison oak. You rich people can suck my dick. (source = tmz)

UFC - picked a new ring girl this weekend as part of UFC 100. Her name is Natasha, and she’s adorable but not as hot as Arianny Celeste. Actually, who cares, LOOK AT DAN HENDERSON! 4 seconds after the great Joe Rogan says if Michael Bisping keeps drifting left he’s gonna get annihilated, Michael Bisping drifts left and gets annihilated. If Henderson hit him any harder, Bisping would have just burst into flames. (source = splash news online)

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  1. SCUM 07/13/2009 15:58

    http://www.isshefilthy.blogspot.com

  2. CB007 07/13/2009 16:10

    Damn its dead in here today, wake me up when something interesting happens…

  3. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 16:13

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRT9NyWsFU

  4. mixedmartialartvideos.com 07/13/2009 16:13

    Holly Madison UFC 100 Ring Girl Video: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/holly-madison-ring-girl-video-ufc-100/

  5. CB007 07/13/2009 16:14

    Scum, those girls were nasty as hell, and not in a good way ::puke::

  6. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 16:17

    I dunno, I dug the bitch on the car hood getting her poop chute tongue punched.

  7. CB007 07/13/2009 16:19

    Her dirty, crazy feet and nasty hair bothered me, seriously, yuck. I know that you weren’t looking at those details, but I like clean, pretty girls who can BE dirty, not ARE dirty :)

  8. SCUM 07/13/2009 16:23

    She taint bad Db, taint bad.

  9. Observer 07/13/2009 16:24

    CB007….

    …try not to be so judgemental…..

    …upload your pictures….and we’ll be the “judge”….

  10. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 16:24

    I need to plunder my pee pee into vagrino some time soon.

  11. SCUM 07/13/2009 16:25

    How was the date Db?

  12. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 16:26

    I cannot stop farting. I had leftover linguine in clam sauce w/ shrimp for lunch. When I fart it smells just like that…

    …with a hint of shit

  13. CB007 07/13/2009 16:27

    Um Obs, after seeing some of these vaginas, I think I love mine. A lot. And I have clean feet. ;) :p

  14. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 16:27

    new thread!

  15. Tony 07/13/2009 17:17

    Glad to see Dana White is shifting back towards cute ‘n fit ring girls instead of the dime-a-dozen siliconed morons.

  16. Komodo 07/13/2009 19:49

    =HENDO FTMFW=

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