07.24.2009 Oh hell yes

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Jennifer Connelly is in Bora Bora today with her kid and husband Paul Bettany, and I have no idea who that island had for a God before, but from now on it pretty much has to be Paul Bettany. Their old God probably killed a really big shark or something to win the job, but the new God gets to motorboat Jennifer Connelly. Advantage: New God.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(297) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 07/23/2009 16:53

    Yyyyaaaawwwwnnnn…

  2. Death to Finkle! 07/23/2009 16:55

    If we’re posting links and such, wow:

    http://tinyurl.com/lyu7wa

  3. pepper 07/23/2009 16:57

    Are you sure that’s Jennifer C.?

  4. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 16:58

    ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!
    ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!
    ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!
    ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!
    http://cakefarts.com/

  5. CB007 07/23/2009 16:58

    Honestly, in these pics, pass

  6. dirtydiane 07/23/2009 16:58

    kate beckinsale > jennifer connelly

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 07/23/2009 16:58

    “Honestly, in these pics, pass”

    Real CB, since the post motivated you to comment, I’d call it a win for me…

  8. Pottz 07/23/2009 16:59

    “You remind me of the babe..what babe?..the babe with the power…what power? the power of voodoo..who do? you do…uh what? remind me of the babe!!!

  9. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 17:01

    Pottz with the Labyrinth reference…AWESOME!

  10. Pottz 07/23/2009 17:01

    Labarynth people…Labrynth.

    Or maybe even Career Opportunities.

    THAT’s back when she was built like a brick shithouse.

  11. CB007 07/23/2009 17:02

    I am 100% with DD on that, Kate Beckinsale makes me all tingly down there… yummmmmmmm. I love her.

  12. ohmwrecker 07/23/2009 17:03

    She looks pretty good, I guess, but it still makes me sad when I think about her plump and luscious teen titties and ass.

  13. leftnutofjesus 07/23/2009 17:03

    i’ve fantasized about throwing her my malebow since Rocketeer.

  14. Pottz 07/23/2009 17:04

    So, did we ever figure out who the face CB was?

  15. Pottz 07/23/2009 17:05

    THAT’s back when she was built like a brick shithouse.

    She looks pretty good, I guess, but it still makes me sad when I think about her plump and luscious teen titties and ass.

    FAIL…

  16. pantsbensch 07/23/2009 17:06

    How does she still look so good after all these years? Feel like it was twenty years ago she was teaching me how to get my first boner.

    http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com

  17. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/23/2009 17:07

    Why is it that I looked at her in these pictures and immediately thought of:

    http://tinyurl.com/599wgv
    (SFW)

  18. SuperB 07/23/2009 17:07

    Kate B gets my vote…and she seems like a fun mommie as well. You know all the little boys are like “yeah I wanna sleep over at YOUR house to her kid”

  19. Pottz 07/23/2009 17:08

    Cause you’re gay?

  20. CB007 07/23/2009 17:09

    I want to sleep over at her house so I am sure all the boys do as well. She does seem like a fun mom though, her little halloween costumes and stuff.

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