Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem yesterday at the opening ceremony of the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event in Bethesda, Maryland, hosted by Tiger Woods. So here are some pictures and the amazing true facts behind them.
PICTURE 1 - holy fucking shit.
PICTURE 9 - most girls find my 14 pound penis to be “too big”. Could Jessica be the woman I’ve been searching for?
PICTURE 15 - people say there’s never any black people on Tyler, but here you can kind of see Tiger Woods’ ear, and this appears to be his chin. Suck on that, critics!
PICTURE 16 - horizontal stripes, huh? That was a … uh, interesting … interesting choice. Um … you know what never mind.
PICTURE 23 - here, Jessica laid a few fingers on boyfriend Tony Romo. Out of habit he then threw the ball to the safety and fell down.
PICTURE 30 - he’s making that face because he just came in his pants.
(16 more pics here. hq jump here)
Guys do the same shit DB. They stop working out, eating out (lol) and anything they used to do to impress just stops
Some of us never lose the urge to eat out Sonia
B- You beat me to it. I was gonna say T-Rex arms.
It’s the 1st of the month
Gotta grind gotta get mine
In the hood that I claim
I slang on that double 9-9
Gotta find them dubs
Gonna get a forty, can a thug get love?
What’s up?
Yeah Sonia… when you look like Rem, eating out is basically a requirement if you intend on keeping a woman very long.
Om nom nom nom
No, like you I rely on my dazzling personality Zom
i don’t stop working out or eating pussy.
but all the chicks i ever lived with stopped keeping their shit in playing shape and quit working out.
therefore, i quit eating them out and wish i had a new pussy.
Better to beat you to it than just beat ya, snake…
wait, whaaa?
I was watching the History Channel (hey, it was a slow night) and it seems the ancient Romans used the same thing to wipe with. They all shat together over a trough of running water and wiped with these sticks with brushes. Very civilized, really.
and for the record, not all girls do that either….there is a pride factor to some…wanna keep looking good for your man if you have the right one.
RemSteale, I inflict so much pleasurable pain to a girl’s pussy that she forgets I didn’t even go down south after she just spent half an hour bathing my genitals with her saliva.
I was reading a story this morning that said suicide rates of Michael Jackson fans and impersonators have gone through the roof.
Seriously couldnt decide if it was funny or not?
You go Zombie
Rem, it may not be funny, but it certainly makes sense; natural selection. Get these batshit crazy fucktoids off this earth.
Ohm posted this yesterday for those who missed it. I hope a number of these assclowns took their own lives:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/31636/detail/
still has those fat girl arms and fat girl gut
I didnt see that yesterday, thats fucking classic, those people are batshit insane
Hey DB, did you and SuperB ever eat each other’s buttholes out during your short-lived fling?
You all ready for an exciting 4th?
http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2009/06/girl-415.html
Your kind of girl Lefty?