Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem yesterday at the opening ceremony of the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event in Bethesda, Maryland, hosted by Tiger Woods. So here are some pictures and the amazing true facts behind them.
PICTURE 1 - holy fucking shit.
PICTURE 9 - most girls find my 14 pound penis to be “too big”. Could Jessica be the woman I’ve been searching for?
PICTURE 15 - people say there’s never any black people on Tyler, but here you can kind of see Tiger Woods’ ear, and this appears to be his chin. Suck on that, critics!
PICTURE 16 - horizontal stripes, huh? That was a … uh, interesting … interesting choice. Um … you know what never mind.
PICTURE 23 - here, Jessica laid a few fingers on boyfriend Tony Romo. Out of habit he then threw the ball to the safety and fell down.
PICTURE 30 - he’s making that face because he just came in his pants.
(16 more pics here. hq jump here)
Got a surprise,
Close your eyes.
I’m gonna cover you
In suds.
How come everytime I log in lately a majority of the crowd just vanishes and leaves me to look like the asshole who talks too damn much? Seriously, for the past couple of weeks you guys will be going through a page every 3 minutes, then I come in and it’s just me talking to myself. Do I need to switch my brand of deoderant or something?
Are you a mitchem man Z?
Wow, the woman at the end of that Triumph film just does not get the cum in his pyjamas joke does she??
Most likely people dont want to stick around and be your target for the day Z
haha, the video was great. what the fuck is wrong with people?
::still awaiting an answer to the salad-tossing question::
Mitchum kicks ass. You really can skip a day with that shit.
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Don’t let those hard nipples and big tits fool you. She’s 15 pounds overweight. Look at her stomach and arms in the pictures. And she hasn’t had a baby yet.
Unless she gets in daisy duke training mode again, I question if we’ll ever see her in shape again. Is Tony Romo dumb enough to marry her and not realize the fat ass she will become after baby numero uno? You bet your Cowboys’ stars he is.
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