07.06.2009 Prepare to yawn

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Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii today. Or something. I think it’s Hawaii. I uploaded these like 30 hours ago so who knows at this point. I mean it’s Ashley Tisdale. Who cares. She’s the third most talented one from “High School Musical”. How humiliating. That’s like being the third most talented manager at Arbys. She’s average in every way. Completely forgettable. I’m actually the guy in the picture and I’m in Hawaii with her right now, she just went to get ice, and even I forgot who she was. I was on the fourth picture before I said, “… hey wait a second.”


(207) Comments

  1. fiend394 07/06/2009 19:01

    At least she looks better than Jenna Jameson

  2. BALLSY 07/06/2009 19:10

    I would rather see MJ!

  3. Demon Spawn 07/06/2009 19:14

    Who that fuck is this person again? And what the fuck is High School Musical? Is that a new emo band or something?

  4. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:20

    Ehh, 1000 better looking girls at the beach at any given weekend.

  5. CB007 07/06/2009 19:24

    She looked like the chick from Sex in the City in the first few pictures… can’t think of her name.

  6. CB007 07/06/2009 19:26

    “Ehh, 1000 better looking girls at the beach at any given weekend.”

    And Ehhh, I was at the beach this weekend, there were some ugly chicks there. Ugly people in general actually.

  7. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:27

    How are you kids doing today? I didn’t miss too much today did I?

  8. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:27

    CB…What beach?

  9. CB007 07/06/2009 19:28

    Of course, any girl is considered ugly within 100 yards of my presence.

  10. CB007 07/06/2009 19:29

    Tom, I don’t have any idea how the kids are.. The less I have to mess with them the best.

  11. Mumbles McGinty 07/06/2009 19:29

    Just remind me, does this person have talent, or just another oxygen thief

  12. CB007 07/06/2009 19:29

    Tom, Laguna first, then Huntington

  13. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:31

    What up fake CB, good times this fourth and true the ruining the other chicks chances with your presence.

  14. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:33

    Real CB, first time not being in HB for the fourth. You do the whole beach cruiser to Newport rally?

  15. CB007 07/06/2009 19:34

    Tom just quit trying to butter me up and suck my fucking cock.

  16. The Irreverent Tony Stark 07/06/2009 19:39

    It’s Monday evening. Is it too early in the week to start drinking?

  17. BALLSY 07/06/2009 19:41

    Tony,never too early, I dream of beer at breakfast!

  18. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:43

    TITS I’m with you on this one. Cheap bottle of wine….check.

  19. Tom Foolery 07/06/2009 19:44

    TITS how was your flag day kiddo?

  20. The Irreverent Tony Stark 07/06/2009 19:47

    Flag Day was 3 mother fucking weeks ago, I’ve slept since then.

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