Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii today. Or something. I think it’s Hawaii. I uploaded these like 30 hours ago so who knows at this point. I mean it’s Ashley Tisdale. Who cares. She’s the third most talented one from “High School Musical”. How humiliating. That’s like being the third most talented manager at Arbys. She’s average in every way. Completely forgettable. I’m actually the guy in the picture and I’m in Hawaii with her right now, she just went to get ice, and even I forgot who she was. I was on the fourth picture before I said, “… hey wait a second.”
07.06.2009 Prepare to yawn
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At least she looks better than Jenna Jameson
I would rather see MJ!
Who that fuck is this person again? And what the fuck is High School Musical? Is that a new emo band or something?
Ehh, 1000 better looking girls at the beach at any given weekend.
She looked like the chick from Sex in the City in the first few pictures… can’t think of her name.
“Ehh, 1000 better looking girls at the beach at any given weekend.”
And Ehhh, I was at the beach this weekend, there were some ugly chicks there. Ugly people in general actually.
How are you kids doing today? I didn’t miss too much today did I?
CB…What beach?
Of course, any girl is considered ugly within 100 yards of my presence.
Tom, I don’t have any idea how the kids are.. The less I have to mess with them the best.
Just remind me, does this person have talent, or just another oxygen thief
Tom, Laguna first, then Huntington
What up fake CB, good times this fourth and true the ruining the other chicks chances with your presence.
Real CB, first time not being in HB for the fourth. You do the whole beach cruiser to Newport rally?
Tom just quit trying to butter me up and suck my fucking cock.
It’s Monday evening. Is it too early in the week to start drinking?
Tony,never too early, I dream of beer at breakfast!
TITS I’m with you on this one. Cheap bottle of wine….check.
TITS how was your flag day kiddo?
Flag Day was 3 mother fucking weeks ago, I’ve slept since then.