The Michael Jackson memorial was as stupid and pretentious as most thought it would be, but sitting through it was worth every second to get to this guy. This guy is the absolute best. Number 1. Him and his crazy eyes and sinister expressions. It’s like we’re on a spaceship now. And we have a secret and this guy needs to know what it is and so we’re taken to his room when we walk in he’s picking up a live mouse by its tail and then he swallows it whole.
MORE APPROPRIATE UPDATE - okay so I changed out the music. Original is on the other side.
TERRIFYING UPDATE - “Don’t be a fool,” Lord Evil says. “You will tell me where the princess is, or I will destroy … YOUR WORLD!”










Wow, 13 seconds of unfunny. Thanks NoPenisDouche.
Did they put this cocksucker in the ground yet? I’d like to go piss on his grave since I stopped giving a shit about this pederast’s death about five seconds after it happened. From all the coverage and eulogizing you’d think the greatest person in the history of ever died.
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1712579
so, is the spectacle over? how long is that shit gonna be on TV?
hehe
Is that Jemelled Jackson?
“Wow, 13 seconds of unfunny. Thanks NoPenisDouche.”
as opposed to the all-day unfunny marathons for which NPD is know, JCVD? or like today’s non-stop, non-funny MJ ass-kissing tribute?
“The Michael Jackson memorial was as stupid and pretentious as most thought it would be…”
Then why…POST ABOUT IT!!?!?!??!? Goddamn, you’re either dumber than a box of rocks or you’re getting paid decent coinage, NPD. Either way, I hope you lose your job and/or your life.
oh gorch that was the worst waste of time ever in the history of television / music… that guy’s that OK we get it… but fuckin’ 4 mio. $ for safety?? Damn the whole Jackson family is over 500 mio. $ worth… Janet is spending 4 mio for some new tits every year so wtf is goin’ on here… he was just a fuckin’ entertainer… get over it.. damn…
I think that’s the crazy 6th brother they kept locked in the attic.
“Either way, I hope you lose your job and/or your life.”
DB, I have a worse fate in mind for NPD…life without parole in Folsom…with Perez as his “bunkmate”…
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1712579
DB. Don’t even think about it.
I hope NPD gets fucked by Doc
DD, i’m fairly confident we’ll be hearing about it for quite a while. we can keep our fingers crossed though!
diane, I must say that your hate-stalker has very little stamina…not that I want you to have any stalkers, of course, but his lack of passion with regard to a lady such as yourself seems a bit sad…even sadder than seeing what L.A. got for its $4 million…
Why is the green lantern in the back of that coffin?
and am i the only one having abortion problems everytime i refresh? i thought that shit was fixed.
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=coqkv8d632mxqnldl9fd8slqod4w
“and am i the only one having abortion problems everytime i refresh?”
SinDs, I suggest you get a supply of Plan B for your computer…
i’m not terribly concerned about it rick. opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.