07.07.2009 Run for your lives - update

The Michael Jackson memorial was as stupid and pretentious as most thought it would be, but sitting through it was worth every second to get to this guy. This guy is the absolute best. Number 1. Him and his crazy eyes and sinister expressions. It’s like we’re on a spaceship now. And we have a secret and this guy needs to know what it is and so we’re taken to his room when we walk in he’s picking up a live mouse by its tail and then he swallows it whole.

MORE APPROPRIATE UPDATE - okay so I changed out the music. Original is on the other side.

TERRIFYING UPDATE - “Don’t be a fool,” Lord Evil says.  “You will tell me where the princess is, or I will destroy … YOUR WORLD!”

(48) Comments

  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/07/2009 16:42

    Wow, 13 seconds of unfunny. Thanks NoPenisDouche.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/07/2009 16:45

    Did they put this cocksucker in the ground yet? I’d like to go piss on his grave since I stopped giving a shit about this pederast’s death about five seconds after it happened. From all the coverage and eulogizing you’d think the greatest person in the history of ever died.

  3. dirtydiane 07/07/2009 16:48

    so, is the spectacle over? how long is that shit gonna be on TV?

  4. zonalpony 07/07/2009 16:48

    hehe

  5. ohmwrecker 07/07/2009 16:50

    Is that Jemelled Jackson?

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 07/07/2009 16:51

    “Wow, 13 seconds of unfunny. Thanks NoPenisDouche.”

    as opposed to the all-day unfunny marathons for which NPD is know, JCVD? or like today’s non-stop, non-funny MJ ass-kissing tribute?

  7. DB's Treasure 07/07/2009 16:52

    “The Michael Jackson memorial was as stupid and pretentious as most thought it would be…”

    Then why…POST ABOUT IT!!?!?!??!? Goddamn, you’re either dumber than a box of rocks or you’re getting paid decent coinage, NPD. Either way, I hope you lose your job and/or your life.

  8. Nutsack 07/07/2009 16:52

    oh gorch that was the worst waste of time ever in the history of television / music… that guy’s that OK we get it… but fuckin’ 4 mio. $ for safety?? Damn the whole Jackson family is over 500 mio. $ worth… Janet is spending 4 mio for some new tits every year so wtf is goin’ on here… he was just a fuckin’ entertainer… get over it.. damn…

  9. Hackneed Fraise 07/07/2009 16:53

    I think that’s the crazy 6th brother they kept locked in the attic.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/07/2009 16:53

    “Either way, I hope you lose your job and/or your life.”

    DB, I have a worse fate in mind for NPD…life without parole in Folsom…with Perez as his “bunkmate”…

  11. ohmwrecker 07/07/2009 16:53

    http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1712579

    DB. Don’t even think about it.

  12. Watt(Power) 07/07/2009 16:55

    I hope NPD gets fucked by Doc

  13. SinDs 07/07/2009 16:57

    DD, i’m fairly confident we’ll be hearing about it for quite a while. we can keep our fingers crossed though!

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/07/2009 16:59

    diane, I must say that your hate-stalker has very little stamina…not that I want you to have any stalkers, of course, but his lack of passion with regard to a lady such as yourself seems a bit sad…even sadder than seeing what L.A. got for its $4 million…

  15. Watt(Power) 07/07/2009 17:00

    Why is the green lantern in the back of that coffin?

  16. SinDs 07/07/2009 17:00

    and am i the only one having abortion problems everytime i refresh? i thought that shit was fixed.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 07/07/2009 17:02

    “and am i the only one having abortion problems everytime i refresh?”

    SinDs, I suggest you get a supply of Plan B for your computer…

  18. dirtydiane 07/07/2009 17:03

    i’m not terribly concerned about it rick. opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.

You must be logged in to post a comment.