07.31.2009 Simon Cowell is pretty cool

Simon Cowell seems pretty smug for a guy who went on TV dressed as a blue dog in a cape and then gave musical dog puns for every answer in this interview. And he doesn’t even care enough to make his voice sound like Scooby Doo or Russian or something. He just talks exactly like Simon Cowell, so everyone would know who he is. I’d put that suit on and then have it filled with bees before I would go on TV and use my real voice.

(8) Comments

  1. What Me Worry? 07/31/2009 18:14

    fisty

  2. What Me Worry? 07/31/2009 18:22

    Does Bluedog have blue-balls?

  3. The Scumbag 07/31/2009 18:24

    Been doing the rounds for ages.

  4. SCUM 07/31/2009 18:29

    From a hag to a fag.

  5. Woodsman 07/31/2009 19:03

    that was a pathetic exercise in hitting the “posting quota” for the day. Way to phone it in, NPD. Lazy f*ck.

  6. iwontrememberthis 07/31/2009 19:28

    Somewhere, Daft Punk is smiling (in a French, robotty way).

  7. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/01/2009 20:46

    One of the richest asshole in the world.NOT BAD!.

  8. gotdang 08/02/2009 20:30

    Good walking leaves no tracks behind it.

    - Ugandan proverb

    Because those tracks can make you look really stupid.

    - gotdang proverb

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