The kids want to live with Janet

I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe Jackson. Because you never know when Joe might punch you in the face or sodomize you. It would make bedtime more exciting! Despite all that, OK magazine says today that Michael Jackson’s kids would rather live with Janet.

Janet Jackson has emerged as the favored caregiver for the three children.
And, sources tell OK!, that appears to be just what Prince, Paris and Blanket want most.”All three want Janet to read to them at night,” a Jackson family friend says. “They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house.”
The feeling is mutual, adds the insider.
“Janet has completely bonded with those children in the last two weeks.”

Hopefully this will work out. And then, maybe after everything has been divided up, they can even get around to burying that guy who died 20 days ago. No rush though. Take your time. Try to make some money off it first. Maybe get a sponsor for his grave, or just sell him to a Russian circus. If that all falls through, why waste money? Just sneak on to an alligator farm one night and throw him over the fence. Then tell us it’s what he would have wanted. “He loved animals.”

(image source = getty. on a side note, how much ass is that oldest kid gonna get? Little bastard is 10 and he looks like James Bond. I don’t like it when little kids are smoother than me. Knock it off punk.)