I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe Jackson. Because you never know when Joe might punch you in the face or sodomize you. It would make bedtime more exciting! Despite all that, OK magazine says today that Michael Jackson’s kids would rather live with Janet.
Janet Jackson has emerged as the favored caregiver for the three children.
And, sources tell OK!, that appears to be just what Prince, Paris and Blanket want most.“All three want Janet to read to them at night,” a Jackson family friend says. “They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house.”
The feeling is mutual, adds the insider.
“Janet has completely bonded with those children in the last two weeks.”
Hopefully this will work out. And then, maybe after everything has been divided up, they can even get around to burying that guy who died 20 days ago. No rush though. Take your time. Try to make some money off it first. Maybe get a sponsor for his grave, or just sell him to a Russian circus. If that all falls through, why waste money? Just sneak on to an alligator farm one night and throw him over the fence. Then tell us it’s what he would have wanted. “He loved animals.”
(image source = getty. on a side note, how much ass is that oldest kid gonna get? Little bastard is 10 and he looks like James Bond. I don’t like it when little kids are smoother than me. Knock it off punk.)
WooHoo!
they want her boobies!
Phuck, I wanna live with Janet, too. Not the old, fat Janet but the one from “Love Would Never Do Without You” days. This one is sorta weird and “Jacksonish”.
[...] death took a dramatic turn this afternoon with police now treating it as a possible homicide. The kids want Janet - wwtdd.com 07/15/2009 I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe [...]
Michael Jackson’s dead?
That whole family is fucked. I think I now understand Michael’s motivation in not having any Jackson genetic material in those kids.
Dude - what happened to Janet?
THIS IS NOT TITS!!!
I still believe they should have had a MJ Funeral Tour…the “This Is It” title would still apply…and James Brown didn’t seem to mind touring one last time…
If i had a choice, I’d pick Janet too. I’d jump her as well.
Banner pic…Latoya is trying out that “Shadow/Green Hornet” look…too bad we can still see half her face…
they aren’t afraid she wouldn’t eat them when she goes through one of her fat phases?
What is the Green Lant— ah fuck it… Shut the hell up.
Well, she does seem to be the least crazy one??
Janet can read to me at night too as long as she blows out the “candle” afterwards.
DD, have you pleasured yourself by stimulating….*ahem*, “all three” lately?
“they aren’t afraid she wouldn’t eat them when she goes through one of her fat phases?”
diane, Janet doesn’t like the other white meat…
This is news? she’s the only one in the family that has ANY MONEY?!?!?! Fukking stop with the Michael Jackson Shit unless your gonna make fun of the dead drug addicted kid touching freak. Listen here NPD. You’ve had countless chances to rip into this kid toucher and you’ve sat back like all of the rest of the celeb site lemmings and kept taking the high road. This fukking website is devoted to ripping on celebs and making fun of their freakish ways. You’ve had nothing but gold to work with regarding all the strange and freakish shit MJ has done and all the shit that continues to come out about him. Either start making fun of this dead drug addicted pedophile, or STFU about him. ENUFF ALREADY.
i might have, DB….
^^ If you actually take the time to read any of that recycled rubbish, you should be hanged.
Wow where is the stories of “Jon skipped on Kate, hence minus eight”?