The good news for fans hoping to attend the Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday is that they won’t have to buy $25 tickets. The bad news is that they can’t buy $25 tickets. Instead it’s now up to a lottery (here) to see how sad and empty their life is if they’re the big winner!
17,500 seats are available for the memorial at Staples Center and 11,000 more are available for the simulcast down the street at the Nokia Theatre. The Nokia will be exactly like watching it on TV, except for being much much worse in every way.
Still, it was nice of the Jackson family to make it free. Oh wait never mind. Radar says…
“The family was not going to announce they were charging for several more days. Backed into a corner by the bad publicity, family members had heated closed door discussions and many arguments on Thursday. They decided the only way they could save face with fans was to drop the plan to charge.”
If LA wants to clean itself up, they should wait for all 30,000 people to show up and then just lock the doors. It’s not gonna be the team behind the Large Hadron Collider. It’s gonna be Billy Bush and Mary Hart and Joe Jackson and 800 lawyers and an army of delusional retards who the only thing they had to take time off from was clogging up 911 with calls about “that bitch is crazy, you needa arrest her ass”. They should lock the doors and then it turns out they actually climbed aboard a rocket and then just shoot that thing right into the sun.
Pour dirt on all of them. Let the worms sort it out.
I don’t predict chaos outside the Staples center. No way. LA has shown itself to be a well behaved group repeatedly. I’m still hoping for the Michael marionette concert. PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING GROUND ALREADY!
What the fuck is that banner picture? Judge Dredd the Musical?
With the expected turnout for MJ’s funeral can you imagine the amount of people calling into work sick next Tuesday.
Exactly 0 people will miss work because of this.
This is going to save them face? Lost cause.
TITS - Nice; I was thinking the same thing.
I hope LA gets hit by an 8.9 earthquake and the only two thing that collapse are the Staple Center and The Nokia Theater…..
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is that too much to ask?
I will only attend if there is a fee…
“They decided the only way they could save face with fans was to drop the plan to charge.”
No sheet, they still want to cash in on merchandise for the XX number of years. Wonder of the MJ action figure comes with a bottle of propofol, or if you buy that separately.
If it were Judge Dread the musical at least it would be better then the abomination staring Stallone
Pedo Bear will be there as a special guest.
I find it rather amusing that all these n3gros are crying over a guy that hated being born black, he would’nt even have niglet kids….
Turn this up loud all your coworkers will like it.
http://www.break.com/index/michael-jackson-is-dead-by-jon-lajoie.html
(really nsfw)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=854_1246457893
that’s great…those guys REALLY knew how to do it.
tony..I don’t know what else they are supposed to be..maybe robotic space apes or something..weird
I didn’t follow a fucking word of that “article”. Something about hardons colliding like stars of the retarded Jackson Clan, charging for their Nokia Phones behind loked doors until they push the Staples EASY BUTTON to launch rockets to the Sun for twenty-five bucks?
What the fuck does all of that have to do with a dead Pickle Tickler?
When all the people are inside Staples can we blow it up by Executive order- Oh thats right- he is one of them!
This is guaranteed to be a very moving beautiful service done in a very classy way.
hey I want tickets….and I can tell you why in one word EBAY$$$$
What Me Worry ; That was too funny,I had to post that on my facebook thankx…oh yeah mornin kids,up early are we?, hehe.