These kids are so screwed

Michael Jackson died 36 days ago, and there’s still no plan to, you know, bury him, but the family has had more important things to do. Like deciding who raises the kids. In other words, who gets the money. Well today a deal was struck, and the winner is…

The kids will be growing up Jackson.
Averting a potentially ugly custody battle, Michael Jackson’s mother, Katherine, and his ex-wife Debbie Rowe have reached a deal.
Rowe agreed to terms that will give the 79-year-old Jackson matriarch full custody in exchange for visitation rights.
Rowe would not be receiving any financial windfall as part of her decision to give up her parental rights and not challenge the custody arrangement in court.
“It’s an agreement…for the best interests of the children. This is not a money deal. There’s no situation better for these children than to be raised and reared under the care of Mrs. Jackson,” her lawyer said.

You can say that again. We shouldn’t judge her based on the army of weirdos and perverts that she raised. This time is gonna be different. It would be like if someone borrowed a car. And brought it back on fire, then asked to borrow another one. And then they brought that one back on fire too. And this happened 8 more times. And then they asked for three more cars. I say give her a chance. I’ve just got a lucky feeling.