Mena Suvari is in Mexico this week with her tiny boyfriend, and I can't explain why but I hate that dude. I have no idea who he is but I guarantee he sucks. He acts real tough. Says, "be-lee dat" and thinks Entourage is a really good show. But if he was walking down this beach later today and stepped on a jellyfish, Mena would be wiping away his tears and kissing him on the cheek in three hours as they leave the hospital. "Would you like some ice cream? I bet ice cream will make you feel better."