In the last few weeks, Marilyn Manson took time out from living in 1997 to start dating Stoya (the porn star. Picture Megan Fox if Megan Fox was into piercings and anal. NSFW pic here), Billy Corgan went out with LA weather-girl Jackie Johnson, and now Wicked Chops Poker sends over this picture of doofus Brad Garret playing poker while his hot little girlfriend waits patiently in a see-thru shirt with no bra.
The pictures below are also them in Hawaii about two weeks ago. After that is Corgan and Johnson. After that is a puddle of my tears and a chair I tipped over while shaking my fist at God.
there ya go. :)
Hey,
I’m trying to eat a turkey sandwich here!!
Turkey look’s like beef curtains.
I like how Corgan is so stern in keeping with his sanctimonious standards that he pulls the typical rock star (work with me) dating a hot model-type shtick
normally I wouldn’t care, but he’s just such a douche
snatch, trailer trash do not use words like “sanctimonious”. You best stick with “ketchup”, “white bread” and “I’m pregnant….again”.
<3 ya snatch!
I mean
you think they eat American Queso (I’m a half breed) squares?
“snatch, trailer trash do not use words like “sanctimonious”.”
DB, you have your fantasies…let others of us have ours…go ahead, snatch…hit me with more of your vocabulary…
db,
Diane likes it just like that. A different lifetime from now, when I’m spanking her ass coke bottle red, balls vigorously doing the humpty dance on her clit, hitachi wand helicoptering in her ass, while we pass a spliff and take rain-watching breaks to eat fruit from our garden, I’ll remember you, my son.
I don;t mind the beef curtains, i can can just do without DB’s spray talk.
Corgan looks like a cancer patient. i bet he gets nothing but sympathy ass.
Too much queso leads to the pipes being backed up.
“Corgan looks like a cancer patient. i bet he gets nothing but sympathy ass.”
and how is that is a bad thing?
i’m not sure which is more funny, the hitachi wand or the humpty dance…?
The “hitachi wand” must go down in the Hall Of Fame.
If we didn’t have opposable thumbs, jerking off would probably involve humping girls with their backs turned to you when they aren’t expecting it.
Granted that’s pretty much what I do when I go out to clubs.
Not to change the subject completely, but in the main pic, how many chins does that lardass sleeping guy have?
He looks like a grown up Davey Hogan.
I dunno about you guys, but I really wanna climb on snatch and fuck her through her double wide, into her dirt lawn and onto her rusted up BBQ…
…then bend her over the random spare super swamper tire resting against the house’s axle.
WE’RE GONNA NEED A CLEANUP IS AISLE DB!
IS = IN