In the last few weeks, Marilyn Manson took time out from living in 1997 to start dating Stoya (the porn star. Picture Megan Fox if Megan Fox was into piercings and anal. NSFW pic here), Billy Corgan went out with LA weather-girl Jackie Johnson, and now Wicked Chops Poker sends over this picture of doofus Brad Garret playing poker while his hot little girlfriend waits patiently in a see-thru shirt with no bra.
The pictures below are also them in Hawaii about two weeks ago. After that is Corgan and Johnson. After that is a puddle of my tears and a chair I tipped over while shaking my fist at God.
Those aren’t chins, Sensei. That’s a stubbly nut-sack!
Jesus . . . I said I was eating, people!!!
i think his gf might be toooo skinny.
How long’s it take you to finish a goddamn sandwich, Rokan? Or should I be asking, how many sandwiches are you eating?
i think she has dollar signs in her eyes like a cartoon….but i ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger.
I think I scared Snatch away…
she could sign jessica simpson’s name on autographs at any cracker barrel around here. no monetary compensation but the negro dick benefits would be abundant.
Starting to get slower than DD’s thumb climbing outta her ass after a session. Let’s pick this place up!
I got 20 minutes left in this chicken coop before I’m outta here and hoppin in my jeep blaring AC/DC like an asshole.
Hey SinDs,
I check my twitter account once a week, so I sent you an indecent proposal.
DB, It was this huge Turkey sandwich that was all dripping and juicy, so it took a while. Now my hands are all greasy and I have bread crumbs stuck in my fur, but it was worth it.
DB, What AC/DC are you playing? I know you heard I was taking my son to see them in August.
You will love that someday when you can hang out with your kid and enjoy the same shit together.
DB,
If you really want to people think you’re an asshole, drive around blasting 2 Live Crew.
Ever have a turkey reuben? Damn fine sandwich, if you ask me.
an indecent proposal? i better check it now!
Sensei, I don’t listen to that hip hop urban crap. I listen to Raffi.
::exposes skull and crossbone tat on neck::
Rokan, I have their Back In Black album.
“You will love that someday when you can hang out with your kid and enjoy the same shit together.”
Like fucking his mother?
Raffi= Pedophile music, as long as pedophile is code for ‘barely legal’.
Cool.
Stoya’s fucking gross!! How the hell can you even think she looks remotely like Megan Fox? Stop huffing ether before you type this shit. Jesus Christ!! I have no idea what you look like, but the first person I see that I think looks like what you would look like, is getting punched right in the fucking face for being such a stupid asshole. Megan Fox…fuck you!!
Biggie,
Why so cranky?
biggie, you need a xanax, a blowjob and a beer
each of which your boyfriend can give ya