When my grandfather (my moms dad) died, during the viewing my dad and I were in the front row and for no real reason I asked him if he signed the guest book. And he said, “No. Why is there a raffle?” And that’s not the greatest joke in the world or anything but because we weren’t supposed to laugh we of course burst out laughing.
I know I’m rambling and no one cares but that banner picture of Ryan O’Neal saying goodbye to Farrah Fawcett at her funeral today is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it. Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd paid there respects, but other than that her service wasn’t exactly star-studded (a little somethin for the ladies). It was however super Hollywood-y. By that I mean lots of offensively inappropriate short dresses and low cut tops. Look at this whore. This is Emily McEnroe, so I guess Farrah was her aunt, and that dress is ridiculous. I have belts that go down further than that.
(21 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online and getty)
Happy birthday to me fuckers.
Farrah Fawcett’s dead? Don’t you mean Michael Jackson?
…you smell like a monkey…aaaaaaaaaaand you look like one too!
Well, fuck.
I’m only posting so I can have another look at my tits.
Happy birthday scummie
An ipod at a funeral? seriously, just stay the fuck home you dumb whore.
Damn Scum, just when everyone swears you’re a few breaths away from pushing up daisies… you just keep getting older and older don’t you?
yea, that’s nice and respectful, huh smeg?
i already told you happy day earlier, scum. now get busy partying, you old motherfucker. :P
SCUM: So what are you hitting up first? Silver Senior Hour at IHOP, midday movie matinee, or just fall asleep in your recliner and piss yourself while watching Matlock?
Cheers to you sir!
Diane… at Scum’s age, the idea of “partying” is merely playing chess an extra hour before nap time.
Tits!
This should lighten the mood even more…
“State-by-State Adult Obesity Rankings
1. Mississippi*** (32.5%); 2. Alabama* (31.2%); 3. West Virginia (31.1%); 4. Tennessee*** (30.2%); 5. South Carolina (29.7%); 6. Oklahoma*** (29.5%); 7. Kentucky (29.0%); 8. Louisiana (28.9%); 9. Michigan*** (28.8%) 10. (tie) Arkansas (28.6%) and Ohio* (28.6%)
Texas ranked 14th among the state with an obesity rate of 27.9 percent. That’s slimmer than neighbors Oklahoma (29.5 percent) and Louisiana (28.9 percent) but fatter than New Mexico (24.6 percent).
and here I thought my diet of bacon fat and HFCS would get Texas into the top 10…
Zombie, you hear this one yet?
“They say celebs die in threes. leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!”
god, they’re not kidding…OK has some serious fatties. and what’s really sad is a lot of them i see are kids. that should be considered child abuse, in my mind.
i love the mom who says of her 600lb kid on TLC, “i just don’t know how it got that bad?” are you fucking kidding me? someone had to continue to feed his fat immobile ass and i’m looking right at you, you poor excuse for a parent.
Haha! No DB I hadn’t heard that one yet, but I believe it’s the funniest one so far about any of the recently deceased celebrities.
Billy Mays never did get a headline here, did he? I believe all I saw was a fucking shortass paragraph at the bottom of one of the 50 Jacko posts. Shame Durden, shame.
Dick Van Patten is a zombie.
You can’t cane pole raise your kids now, like I was raised, or its abuse, YET…you can feed them McDonald’s every day and let them sit inside and play hours of video games…and that is parenting.
I think the parents of any small kid who lets them get so dangerously overweight should be treated just like the parents who beat kids….
i thought that was mickey rooney, someone…ahahahaha!!
Cheryl Ladd looks a lot like Cheryl Tiegs