Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.
On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I’d like to add). The pic is taken slightly from the right, but don’t bother moving to the left and trying to see her kitty. I just ended up running in circles, convinced if I moved left faster it would work. But then as I ran around and around towards the left I got dizzy and fell down and slammed against the counter and I knocked a glass over and it broke and I fell on it and now the doctor says I have hepatitis.
(3 more pics here. hq jump here. image source = splash news online)
I can imagine…guys on high protien diets taste like absolute ickness, and im sure all the fruit and veggies really help.
Vegetarian hot dogs?????
Who want to eat a hotdog made of chicken?
the difference is quite noticeable. same goes for a chick and her body chemistry too, actually.
Vegetarian hot dogs?????
Who wants to eat a hotdog made of chicken?
Hmm….
So right….it posted twice…
You bet your ass Sensei! Already have the full ‘09-’10 schedule and I picked out my home games, including the Winter Classic….that’s right, I’m going. All the tickets are a birthday/Christmas gift. I’m psyched. One game per month of the season, two of which against the glass. I pick whichever home games.
SCUM: nothing says “respect” like a tattoo a few millimetres north of her cooch.
You know this girl would be a barrel of laughs.
: From previous thread
Sorry CB, I’m notoriously thin skinned and easily threatened in the presence of hot women. I’m forever trying to put a complete sentence together in front of SupB, also.
A comedian (don’t remember who) said it best:
If vegans/vegetarians hate meat so much then WHY are they trying to make meat substitutes??????
true, Dd I knew it for a girl
Plums and peaches and nectarines are my friend
DB: too bad you’ll have to watch the Flyers in all those games (*runs as fast as he can while giggling like an idiot*)
Vegan condoms http://www.vegancondoms.com
Deebs…Dennis Leary’s standup was hilarious on the subject when he said
“Tell kd lang that I’ll stop eatin’ meat when she stops eatin’ pussy”
::fires an arrow directly at Woodsman’s back::
Woodsman, I got a tattoo above my crotch and friends said it would limit the kind of girls that would go out with me to sluts. I WIN.
Hey! No more sciatica! Thanks, DB. No need to get me a birthday present.
Sorry CB, I’m notoriously thin skinned and easily threatened in the presence of hot women. I’m forever trying to put a complete sentence together in front of SupB, also.
No biggie, I just thought you might know the joke because I assumed you liked Family Guy :)
And if you say one more cool thing, you are in…
Damn it, couldn’t resist, sorry, no more Family Guy jokes, promise.
Hate to keep on task on page two, but Jayde’s face is caked on baked on and I find it distracting
SCUM: and they thought they were ENcouraging you or DIScouraging you? Hilarious. On the weekend I stupidly went away to get engaged to wife 1, my three navy buddies stayed in town, got shitfaced, and each got tattoed. A few years later, mid nasty divorce proceedings I get a message from one of the three “So, I bet you wish you had a tattoo!”
Hey, I get to see them raise a Cup banner this year…
:runs away giggling to hide with Woodsman: