Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.
On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I’d like to add). The pic is taken slightly from the right, but don’t bother moving to the left and trying to see her kitty. I just ended up running in circles, convinced if I moved left faster it would work. But then as I ran around and around towards the left I got dizzy and fell down and slammed against the counter and I knocked a glass over and it broke and I fell on it and now the doctor says I have hepatitis.
(3 more pics here. hq jump here. image source = splash news online)
she’s got more wax on her face than a 3-wick candle, snatch…i’m surprised she doesn’t melt. her name is jayde, after all…a good quality stripper name, what more can we expect?
what does the tattoo in the last pic say?
CB, had it been tomorrow, which is logical Friday for me and I phone in my work day, I’d have picked up on the joke right away. As it is, it’s still midweek for me and it’s been a long day and I completely missed the joke. You’re as cool as a guy. Having a vagina, like you do,must make you the coolest guy ever and a complete blast at parties!
When you asked me to come over and help you with your carpet I completely misunderstood.
I think it says “Victory Lane”, snatch! That’s what it’s sayin to me, anyway.
Speaking of stripping, if you could strip, and had to pick one song that’s your ‘goto song’, what would it be?
Go…
ass on the right in pic 15 is a little flat and umm…lacking
normally I wouldn’t mention it, but the bitch gets paid to show her ass.
i think it says respect snatch….although she wont be getting any from over here….
I gotta say, those asses are flat and ugly. No appeal whatsoever.
Feelin Love by Paula Cole…
Paula Cole SUX!!!!!!!
What do you expect, DDM, they are pimping vegetarian hot dogs. We’re lucky she doesn’t have hairy pits.
God I remember Paula Cole. She kept sayin she didn’t wanna wait for her life to be over and then kept refusing to kill herself. GOD I hated that bitch!
Im actually a vegetarian. It’s not an animal cruelty issue, its just that the meet we eat is disgusting and rots you from the inside out. I’ll shoot a cow in the face, just wont eat it.
In order for me to feel full after a meal, something had to die. I figure 100 years from now no one’s gonna give a rat’s ass if they rotted from the inside out or the outside in. Just enjoy it while you’re here.
To quote Ted Nugent - I love animals. They’re delicious.
The Flyers are ranked 8th to win the cup at 15 to 1.
Sensei:
IF I could strip, IF? IF? Oh, I can strip, sir. Like a fucking beltsander. Mrs. Woodsman (the fun #2 wife, not the psycho) thinks I’m so great at it she just about pisses the bed laughing.
Cue: “Sweet Child of Mine”
Well I don’t care one way or the other about Paula Cole, but I love that song from the City of Angels movie.
I like Ted Nugents book “Kill It And Grill It”
Sensei,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvb3di2unkA
totally my stripper song….
Are vegetarian weiners made from the disgusting ground up parts of vegetarians that others won’t eat?
I’m not sure what all the health benefits of vegetarianism are but one side effect seems to be an uncontrollable urge to talk about it.