07.15.2009 todays top story

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Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.

On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I’d like to add). The pic is taken slightly from the right, but don’t bother moving to the left and trying to see her kitty. I just ended up running in circles, convinced if I moved left faster it would work. But then as I ran around and around towards the left I got dizzy and fell down and slammed against the counter and I knocked a glass over and it broke and I fell on it and now the doctor says I have hepatitis.

(3 more pics here.  hq jump here.  image source = splash news online)


(74) Comments

  1. ColtHotler 07/15/2009 17:53

    Of course its not your Edit, duh. If it was your Edit, there wouldn’t be any Twat Shots, Scrote!

  2. dirtydiane 07/15/2009 17:53

    i’d have to go with Beast of Burden by the Stones. bu there doesn’t have to be any music for strippin’…i’m just sayin’.

  3. Woodsman 07/15/2009 18:04

    DD: way to free yourself from the conventions of stripping being paired with music. Strip on, sister! And remember, capture the magic on video.
    (:cue Durdenites holding up camera phones)

  4. SCUM 07/15/2009 18:19

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    100 immigrants were deported after the link between the vegi-bra and vegi-panties pointed to the local farm. INS continues to investigate.

  9. Samantha 07/16/2009 00:06

    she looks retarded with her crooked eyes. what the hell. too bad the face doesn’t match the body.

  10. Veracity 07/16/2009 06:54

    What does her tattoo say?

    Oh, I found it..

    http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/jayde-nicole-nude-naked-playboy-playmate-year-2008-01.jpg

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  11. nny 07/16/2009 13:01

    I guess she considers coke to be a vegetable :x

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  14. nikki 07/17/2009 14:55

    Sorry. But she is very ugly…. Don’t know why Playboy ever picked her someone must have been really hung over that day…..

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