07.13.2009 Vanessa loves being naked

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Two years ago, “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens was in the news because full-frontal naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online. Like at the bottom of this post for example. And today there’s good news for fancy gentleman like myself who have studied every inch of those pictures as if they were the Shroud of Turin. E! says:

…in May, the 20-year-old told E! News she would “show nudity in a film when the time is right.” Apparently, that time is now.
Supposedly, she told the U.K.’s Metro she’ll be stripping down for her role as a hooker in the upcoming Zack Snyder flick, Sucker Punch.
“I’m playing a character named Blondie and it’s set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes,” she teased.

None of this is really “news” of course, I just like looking at those naked pictures she took. It’s like I’m her secret lover.


(87) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 11:31

    Lo, granted you may be correct, but Miley certainly aint fugly. I’ve seen my fair share of ugly girls that couldn’t hold a candle to Miley. I think she’s hot…sue me.

  2. CB007 07/13/2009 11:35

    I think Miley is hot as well, and I think Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Miranda Cosgrove are cuties too.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 11:35

    DB, if you got any head from her, she’d gnaw your cock skin raw by raking those chompers across it like a carrot peeler. Either she’s got no upper lip, or the buck toothed inbred gene did not skip a generation.

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 11:36

    i think the thing i hate the most about all these disney kids are the fake names they come up with.

  5. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 11:37

    I think she’d do just fine, Dirt.

  6. Lo 07/13/2009 11:39

    So long as you understand, DB, that I in no way intended my observation to be taken in a bad way. Rock on, brother!

  7. Zombie 07/13/2009 11:40

    Miley has her moments where she looks incredibly sexy, then she has moments where she’s not quite as hot yet still fuckable… kinda like Hillary Duff.

    Either way you’re a fucking faggot if you say you wouldn’t fuck her or let her give you head just because she has big teeth.

  8. RedRage 07/13/2009 11:55

    Pssst…… where the fuck did everyone go? It quieter than a cat taking a shit in here.

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 11:58

    you know whats funny, sometimes after cats shit in the litter box, they get the little granules stuck to their feet and they do that shaky leg bit to get it off.

  10. RemSteale 07/13/2009 11:59

    I think I’m going to have to track down my Bianca Beauchamp collection at some point Red, now that you’ve piqued my memory

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 11:59

    I do not know why Hillary Duff is famous. There are chicks walking around my town that are hotter, have better bodies, sure as shit can act better and defiantly can sing better then her average ass.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 12:01

    jesus fukking christ is slow as shit in here. Please people, start talking some foul shit and reminisce about the weekends accomplishments.

  13. CodPiece 07/13/2009 12:05

    I used to date this little hispanic chick that looked exactly like Vanessa. It’s all the same really. I can see her being a total cunt but a dynamite lay… i did it all for tha nookie

  14. RedRage 07/13/2009 12:05

    Rem, post your collection when you get it together. It’ll be the hottest post on this page in a long time!

  15. RemSteale 07/13/2009 12:06

    Its about 2gb of files Red, I think there’s a torrent somewhere??

  16. KingCookie 07/13/2009 12:12

    Selena Gomez makes me feel so dirty…my wife must wonder why I will watch any episode of Wizards of Waverly Place with my daughter, but storm out of the room every time “Zack & Cody” or god forbid Hannah-fugly-Montana…

    Demi Lovato has a very man-ish face, yet I still want to see her naked…?

  17. RemSteale 07/13/2009 12:14

    Boy, you must have been glued to the TV when they showed “Princess Protection Program” Cookie??

  18. KingCookie 07/13/2009 12:15

    LOL haven’t seen it yet Rem…yet I hear the fucking commercial for it every single night…

  19. RemSteale 07/13/2009 12:17

    You really arent missing anything…..

  20. CB007 07/13/2009 12:18

    Ohhh I watched Princess Protection Program, twice. ;)

    She was in another one I just saw last night, Another Cinderella Story or something like that.

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