Sofia Milos from “CSI: Miami” is in Ischia, Italy, today for some film festival, and I’ve seen her in pictures a hundred times but never thought she looked like this underneath. It’s nice to see someone else in Hollywood like this. You can’t be one-dimensional. I could just rely on my looks and hot body too, but I don’t. I seduce with my words.
SupB, I will piss all over you…
…again
Mine had a big glob of birdshit on the convertible top this morning when I left the house. That stuff is hell to clean off.
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Zombie, it’s also bad luck…it means that you are going to die before the year ends…Live it up big boy…
SupB- Yeah, all I could see was the white gauges.
You need to shoot it in sunlight so we can see it shine!
Z, there is this stuff called 303 cleaner. I am not sure where to get it but you might find it online. Amazing for getting anything off a ragtop.
http://www.autogeek.net/303.html
I had an ex try to seductively get me to fuck her outside by wearing a short skirt and laying on the hood of my late BMW. I shit you not, there was a snail trail. I almost hit her with a tire iron. Christ, I used to be That Guy; cared more about the car than the piece of ass sitting in it.
I know someone who got busted by his wife from car sex…the girl on side and he were in the back seat, and she had been riding him facing him and apparently had put her hands up on the back window.
Wifie gets in the car the next morning to go to work, and turns on defrost and BLAM the handprints show up.
Pepper, if that ludicrous superstition were true I would have been dead years ago. It doesn’t hurt you to wish though!
SuperB, thanks for the tip. I’ve got some top cleaner now from Advanced Auto… it works alright but isn’t tough at getting the poo off. I may give this 303 a shot.
Zombie, you are so right, I was just informed that you only die if the poop hits you on the head…never mind, carry on…
DB, I am still that guy…. and by “that guy” I mean the type that will make a slut wait till we get to the hotel or house instead of allowing her to scratch up my ride I’ve spent thousands of dollars to acquire.
I don’t care how gorgeous a girl is or thinks she is, she WILL respect the whip… or she can always go fuck John in his Cobalt.
repaiting the K5 this weekend…
rattle can style….army green
oh, and what’s up boot lickers?
Does anyone know this woman in the post? I can’t watch CSI:Miami because of that red-haired guy, whatsisname, from that other cop show. God is he annoying!
Zombie, I respect that entirely. No worries. But I drive a Jeep now and I don’t car if her snatch sneezes paint thinner…I’ll fuck her under the hood, on the hood, against the brakes, or in the tail pipe (giggity).
S’okay Snake, they killed him.
I have to say she isnt that hot though, I much prefer Emily Procter
Ssssssnake
Red haired guy = David Cockruso
In the running for the top five most annoyingly smug dicks on the planet.
Ssnake, that ginger fuck has less acting talent than my dick in a tranny porn. I haven’t watched one goddamn second of that show, so I know where youre coming from.
I actually kinda like David Caruso…that eat-shit attitude of his amuses the hell out of me. I’m way behind the TV times, I honestly haven’t turned my TV on in over a month. Isn’t that horrible?
As long as we’re on topic, this chick in the banner pic does nothing for me. Would I fuck her? Hell yes. I’d stick my dick in a pile of vomit if it moaned. But this chick has too much bone showin. I like my gals with beef. But you all know that. You all are very aware of how I take my women. I’m sure you know more about that than the meds you’re all prescribed.
Ah Z, you just broke my heart….I am all for car sex, specially a really nice ride.
I had an ex who had a few amazing cars, we were in the garage fooling around one time, and he threw me on the hood…we got up later and the rivet of my pants had put a huge scratch on the hood of his black JX8….and he just laughed about it.
Was also the same guy who I wrecked one of his cars because he was talking with me on the phone and he was getting me off while driving, and he didn’t much care about that either…..crazy boy.
I don’t blame you DB… if I drove a Jeep it would be fair game anytime, anywhere. I once owned a Chevy G20 Luxury Coach Van which I bought mainly for road trips, but it turned into a weekend party wagon quickly. The fucker had a couch in the back which turned into a bed with the push of a button, an overhead TV and a first-generation Xbox, 2 stereo systems, plus blinds on every window. I never spent money on a hotel or cab the whole time I had it, and it was put to plenty of use.