The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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and Z, no I am taking it somewhere better than the roll down the windows and spray place. I am putting it back black, but am entertaining the idea of graphite racing stripes
Probably the girlfriend used to be a guy.
I just…this is too funny. I can’t…it’s so fat.
If Rick Cartman or whatever the fuck her name is tries so hard to look like a fat man, why wouldn’t its girlfriend just date an actual fat guy?
QUESTION:
On the off chance I DO get a chance to have sex with my date tonight…should I bring a condom? But isn’t that a “damned if you do/don’t” situation cause if she sees that you brought the condom then she thinks you thought you were gonna get in her pants? Or does she see that as being responsible?
Just use Saran Wrap DB.
Maybe she’ll just assume it’s been in your wallet for 10 years like most guys DB….
Is it presumptuous if she comes prepared or just smart?
Ooh, I love these puzzles, DB. It’s like Schroedinger’s Cat or something. Philosophy 101.
ANSWER:
If you don’t bring a condom, you aren’t getting laid. If you do, at least you have a chance. Unless you want to hit it raw.
SuperB, good call!
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DB, a condom shows responsible adult… not egotistical pig.
DB: take a used condom to show you have a history of being responsible but also to make clear you’re not expecting anything tonight. That should work.
I think bring the morning after pill and no condom is a little bit more presumptuous but you’ve already gotten laid so who cares.
Responsible unless she’s a cunt
WMW, if he brings Saran Wrap on his date, what will she think?
“So Roseanne and Tom Arnold DID have a kid.”
Looks more like the unholy offspring of an unspeakable union between John Candy and Andrew “Dice” Clay…
DB,
You can bring a rubber and not show it to her.
What were you gonna do, walk up and say,”Hi, I brought this, just in case.” Wink!
she looks like my cock…uncut!
You don’t want to be that fool who makes out with her and feels her up only to be unprepared when she asks “did you bring something?”
DB, just get some of this brother http://www.mycleaningproducts.co/organo-shield-3-pack.html
I mean she should probably have one too just to be safe.