The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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On the other hand, you can just fuck her in the ass.
My Dr. told me you can’t get an STD if you put your penis in a girls rectum.
Or was that you can’t get a girl pregnant if you . . ?
oh, whatever. I never use a rubber anyway. No one gets AIDs anymore and the rest you can clean off with turpentine and a stiff wire brush.
Now, what if we fool around in her bed and SHE’S got the condom? She a whore?
I don’t even know why I’m asking. I don’t care, there’s gonna be some fucking.
I hate condoms, btw.
DB, responsible, you don’t want to 1) Not get laid if you were going to get laid, because you don’t have one, or 2) Make that late night run to the gas station praying they keep Magnums in stock.
She’ll never know you brought it unless she’s going to put out, and if she’s going to put out, she’ll be glad you brought one!
further to Zombie’s suggestion, don’t answer “Why, yes!” and then bring out handcuffs. Some people don’t have the same sense of adventure as others.
Db, Wat is right.
Why don’t you call her and ask her who should bring the rubbers.
Chicks dig that
Db, just bring a latex glove in case you have sex more than once.
“2) Make that late night run to the gas station praying they keep Magnums in stock”
HAAAAAAAAAAA! Magnums…
DB, pre-wrap your Washington Monument before the date starts.
Then if it’s gonna happen and she sees it pre-wrapped, you can say you’re also a product tester for Trojan.
I’ve never heard anyone profess their love of condoms…
They’re a necessary evil…
… and mention that you popped two Cialis “in case the moment is right”*
* - if you have an erection lasting longer than eight hours, send video to the porn industry
Fuck the condom.
Just bring ruffies.
I always take my own condoms. Hookers tend to buy the cheap crappy brands.
Hey Ro, hope your advice giving Dr. isn’t the same one treating your high blood pressure…
I’m just sayin…
“They’re a necessary evil…”
Like a woman with a brain?
“They’re a necessary evil…”
only if you’re having sex with a partner, Bella…sob…
Rokan’s Doctor’s last patient was Michael jackson.
Magnums are… Yeah if you’re that big I feel sorry for the girl for having a gaping vagina or about to have one..
Perfect analogy Deebs….be sure to mention that to your lucky date!
Seriously Rick, I’d think you’d prefer wacking off to balling that wifey of yours?
my Washington Monument fits into the reservoir tip.
DB: wrong analogy.
Substitute: “Like paying for the entire date while listening to feminist drivel so you can get in her pants”