The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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“HAAAAAAAAAAA! Magnums…”
Don’t undersell yourself DB, the camera angle was unflattering but you still are a Magnum man to me. :p
magnum xls are ridiculous, whereas magnums are just a little wider and longer
Db, I dont think you need to worry as much about the condom as the plastic matress pad for her bed.
“Seriously Rick, I’d think you’d prefer wacking off to balling that wifey of yours?”
well, naturally, Bella…but to enjoy sex with a partner once more before I die is not too much to ask of the universe, in my opinion…
Ruffies are used by responsible fuckers worldwide.
CB, unless you’re a Fraggle, I am no means a “magnum” man.
Eric called himself Rick in the SASNT skit.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154623
Ruffies cost money. One swing of my crowbar is free…and fun.
I prefer Durex XXL myself.
“I prefer Durex XXL myself.”
Now that we know what your bf wears, what do you prefer to wear?
DB: just let her appreciate your great personality, natural charm, and rapier sharp wit and it’ll all work out great!
CB, unless you’re a Fraggle, I am no means a “magnum” man.
Well consider yourself lucky then, I once knew a guy, that was a Magnum man. He wasn’t prepared. Gas station didn’t stock Magnums. Trying to stuff his junk into a regular condom, a joke. He didn’t get laid.
Moral of the story. Bring your own condom.
DB,
In all seriousness, don’t fuck this girl if you like her. Tell her you respect her too much and urge her for the BJ. That;s the skill-set you want to test drive tonight.
Any chick can spread her legs, but a true BJ magician is a rarity. Be the gentlemen and check out her skills. You get off your nut and look the hero. Win/win, Buddy.
Db, I prefer to wear silk.
DB: just let her appreciate your great personality, natural charm, and rapier sharp wit and it’ll all work out great!
/sniffs the air…
YEP BROMANCE
CB, I bet if he banged you your yiz-cran-can would resemble a manhole.
CB, that guy you knew should go at it half-stiffed.
Kinda like half-baked, but you let the penis take a toke.
Finger-fuck her too, so you can check the oil for taste, scent and consistency.
WTF? last post didn’t work. Recommend you rent a Ferarri j.i.c. plan A doesn’t work (note: hide crowbar as “plan C”)