The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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Rokan, naaa I know where you’re comin from. We had chemistry over last weekend. Maybe it was a drunken fog, but it was chemistry nonetheless.
Did….did I mention she’s…..JEWISH!?!?!?
“CB, I bet if he banged you your yiz-cran-can would resemble a manhole.”
Or a tall-boy warmer.
Jewish? to bad they don’t make porkskin condoms.
Jewish goes don’t give good BJ’s. Their noses get in the way and they’re always afraid they’ll get a hair in their throat.
Back me up on this DD!
DB: Did you tell her you’re a doctor yet?
“Or a tall-boy warmer” You mean a cock koozie?
Woodsman, she dug me when I told her I was an Inventory Manager and I was sporting the Wolverine shorn beard. She’s a catch, she is.
No seriously, I have THIS beard…
http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Chopper3_wolverine.jpg
“Jewish? to bad they don’t make porkskin condoms.”
haha good one.
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DB, does this mean you now have to go find and buy kosher-approved condoms?
Do rabbis bless packaged condoms? But not on Sundays?
“CB, I bet if he banged you your yiz-cran-can would resemble a manhole.”
The majority of vibrators (rabbits, hummingbirds, etc…) are magnum cock sized ;)
However, if a finger will do the trick as well, size really isn’t much of an issue if you know what to do with it.
Tell her your inventory manager work is your only experience with shrinkage issues
Good thing your date isn’t on a Sunday, otherwise she might say sex is work and Jews don’t work on Sundays.
“However, if a finger will do the trick as well, size really isn’t much of an issue if you know what to do with it.”
Too bad you couldn’t have said that to my intimate partners before they blasted me with comments about my “short”coming…
The majority of vibrators (rabbits, hummingbirds, etc…) are magnum cock sized ;)
and the majority of vagoos stretch…and then they do go back to where they were before the cock
Rick, time for you to purchase a penis-extender.
Either that or jump Chastity Bono’s queue and get a bigger replacement.
Shabbat is Saturday … bang her silly ’til sundown and then stop “out of respect”
I thought Jews couldn’t go out after sunset on Friday?
“and then they do go back to where they were before the cock”
the nightclub?
MY COCK IS NOT SMALL BITCH, YOUR FUCKING CUNT IS HUGE.
If I already posted this ass before then I am not sorry cause….well, just fuckin cause
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