The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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Scum, no worries. I nailed a broad my sophomore year in college and it felt like my cock could do jumping jacks inside her twat. I swear she could hide a school house in her vagrine.
New post, condom snatchers!!
Condoms are for pussies…..
…unless you are Topher Ryan….then they’re for assholes…..
Db, there was a girl in Humboldt we called “four fingers of death” because you would go to finger bang her and they all would fall in.
I don’t get it. Ok, I’m a lesbian I like women, but the woman I’m with wants to be a man. If I stay with “him” am I straight?
rick cartman…aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha
Christ,, Between this yak looking battle beast and her son on the movie “Mask” someone needs to Gorilla Glue her baby baker shut..
On second thought, I’m thinking her entire womb needs to be thrown in an industrial powered blender that’s stuck on Frappe!
Why, people, why?