08.18.2009 Afternoon headlines

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MICHAEL JACKSON - The AP confirms today he will be buried on August 29, but that “details about the ceremony have been tightly guarded.” They go on to confirm that Jackson will be buried in a private ceremony at Forest Lawn-Glendale on the Holly Terrace at the cemetery’s Great Mausoleum, about 8 miles north of downtown Los Angeles. What, no longitude and latitude? Wow, these details are closely guarded. (source = ap)

SEAN PENN - his wife has filed for divorce again. It’s the third time in 2 years they’ve filed paperwork for this. She must be crazy. Guys who can make strange comments about oil and war and then sulk about it don’t just grow on trees. (source = e!)

MICHELLE KEEGAN - I don’t put up very much eye candy for the ladies, so if you look past UK soap star Michelle Keegans huge breasts there’s a little sumpin-sumpin to make everything better. Although I had to edit him out of the full size pics due to space constraints. :(   (full size jump here)


(5) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 08/18/2009 17:37

    first

  2. Chris 08/18/2009 17:40

    Sean Penn must be really fucking good at make-up sex.

  3. Thundercunt 08/18/2009 17:46

    What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?…

    You can’t marmalade your cock down a chick’s throat.

    Although I certainly would give it a shot with this pink panther.

  4. TheOverrated 08/18/2009 18:27

    even in death MJ is bizzare

    didnt sean penn beat up madonna? im pretty sure she files for divorce everytime she breaks free.

    http://TheOverrated.com/

  5. angelove35 08/19/2009 05:57

    —————OMG, she looks so sexy. love her so much. Just saw her profile on millionaire ‘dating site______M i l l i o n a i r e C h a t s . c o m ____ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?

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