08.26.2009 Afternoon Headlines

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X FACTOR - a 27-year-old named Danyl Johnson is a superstar in the UK today after giving what Simon Cowell called the best first audition he’d ever seen. Still I say we start tearing him down right away instead of waiting a few weeks. Booo, you suck, get out of here you piece of shit! (source = youtube)

INCEPTION - few projects have been more cloaked in secrecy than the new film from Christopher Nolan and Leonardo DiCaprio (trailer here), but this website says they know the plot. And that’s the great thing about the internet. They wouldn’t lie to you. (incontention)

EMMA ROBERTS - is Julia Roberts cousin, and she played Nancy Drew in the Nancy Drew movie, but she’s hoping to grow into different roles, especially once the doctors figure out what sex she is. (hq jump here.  source = splash)


(231) Comments

  1. jab_socal 08/26/2009 15:59

    penis

  2. Randy 08/26/2009 16:01

    How old is she before I say I’d hit it

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/26/2009 16:02

    Is that chick legal? Because I want to fuck her. I guess it doesn’t matter either way. No homo.

  4. Randy 08/26/2009 16:04

    She is 18 and I would hit it

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Roberts

  5. Slaappy 08/26/2009 16:05

    Your 15 yrs old, why oh why do you have a pooch?

  6. Slaappy 08/26/2009 16:08

    Night Pedos…

  7. TheOverrated 08/26/2009 16:11

    is she old enough for me to say i would hit it?

    let me be safe and say i would hit is as long as she is 18.

    http://theoverrated.com/

  8. evil deeds 08/26/2009 16:13

    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

  9. TheOverrated 08/26/2009 16:13

    oh ok thanks for confirming, yeah id tag that 18 year old vag hard like the ultimate warrior enters the ring, without the face paint and frilly tassel’s.

  10. Rokan 08/26/2009 16:13

    Those are literally the smallest tits I’ve ever almost seen.

  11. snatch 08/26/2009 16:14

    is she pedo approved?

  12. snatch 08/26/2009 16:15

    nevermind. she’s 18? eew

  13. leftnutofjesus 08/26/2009 16:15

    i’d have the bitch bent so often, eventually sheer gravity would force her to have titties.

  14. Rokan 08/26/2009 16:15

    Her tits are smaller than Pepper’s nuts.

  15. pepper 08/26/2009 16:16

    new post nut sniffers

  16. leftnutofjesus 08/26/2009 16:17

    where’s her pet monkey on a leash?

    cuz that’s obviously who dressed this fucking cunt.

  17. TheOverrated 08/26/2009 16:17

    id make her bow so hard her knees would touch her fore head

  18. CodPiece 08/26/2009 16:24

    My daily present to you all:

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  19. evil deeds 08/26/2009 16:29

    my nut sack is bigger then her chest

  20. TheOverrated 08/26/2009 16:34

    she has soy milk titties and kashi nipples

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