While walking the red carpet Monday night for the Hollywood premier of “Inglorious Basterds”, Angelina Jolie talked a little about how much she loves gettin it on, and how she and Brad Pitt seek out new and different places to stick it to her. The Sun UK says…
ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have opened up about their sex life again - saying they get intimate in LOTS of different places.
Last week Brad revealed that a secret grotto behind the waterfall in their pool was “a great place for sex”.
But Angie revealed that it was just one of many.
“We’ve got a few special places, you know? You keep it going.”
Brad laughingly added: “”There is an old Hollywood property just a few minutes away. It has a grotto there. The rumour is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there.”
I have no idea what the hell they’re talking about, but whatever. Whenever and wherever she wants to have sex would be fine with me. A waterfall, a grotto or a cage filled with lions - the answer is “yes”. Crime scene? Hospital? Morgue? Yes. Yes. Yes. She could just gesture to a graveyard as we drove by and I would dig up the recently dead and use them to prop up her ass if that’s what she wanted. Who cares, just as long as I get to hump her.
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!
What?
That lucky bastard
Angelina is frisky and I want to bang and mercilessly defile her, sounds like the perfect combination.
Is grotto a fancy-smancy word for ghetto?
If so, me and Angie have something in common.
I should act shocked that the chick who wore her guys blood in a vial around her neck has an adventurous sex life?
noooooo….really?
Brad Pitt knows who Jimi Hendrix is?
i’d rather fuck Jimi Hendrix and he’s dead
id pump her forever
“A waterfall, a grotto or a cage filled with lions - the answer is “yes”. ”
NPD out did himself. That was pretty funny.
Angelina is one of those girls you just know is a fucking freak during sex. Just look at her. Her face has “I will fuck your brains out and have you eating out the palm of my hand. You will neglect all friends and family just to pursue being inside of me.” Not to mention she made out with her brother on the red carpet and publicly bragged about banging Billy Bob Thornton in the back of a limo on the way to a movie premiere.
man talk about lazy, at least find another pic to put up with this post. A little variety is nice.
Wouldn’t it be kinder if she just said “Meh” in response to questions about her sex life? That way, we could all continue on with fewer distracting thoughts about AJ as we realize that the chances of any of us ever jumping her bones drops from 0.0000000000000000000001% to something less.
REMINDER:
I will be here …ALLL FUCKINGGGG NIGHT AND MORNING LONG…GOT MY COMPUTER,MY iPHONE 3g,MY OTHER iPHONE 3Gs,MY BLACKBERRY ETC.ETC…ALL MY GADGETS ARE SET TO DETECT…CUMM -HUNGRY FAGS LIKE YOU.
SO WHEN YOU ARE HERE AND WHEN YOU START TYPING SUCH WORDS AS …OH I LOVE ROKANS ASSHOLE,OR ,OH I LOVE DRINKING PEPPERS CUM JUICE IN THE MORNING….THEN IT’S FUCKING AUTOMATIC..I’M BACK IN THE GAME …YOU HEAR ME…I’M HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER GO AWAY…EVER!!!!!!!EVER…!!!
Nice pussy, Sup.
Surely nobody’s told you that yet. Not in this joint…
Her face *says*
FAGS ,REMINDER:
I will be here …ALLL FUCKINGGGG NIGHT AND MORNING LONG…GOT MY COMPUTER,MY iPHONE 3g,MY OTHER iPHONE 3Gs,MY BLACKBERRY ETC.ETC…ALL MY GADGETS ARE SET TO DETECT…CUMM -HUNGRY FAGS LIKE YOU.
SO WHEN YOU ARE HERE AND WHEN YOU START TYPING SUCH WORDS AS …OH I LOVE ROKANS ASSHOLE,OR ,OH I LOVE DRINKING PEPPERS CUM JUICE IN THE MORNING….THEN IT’S FUCKING AUTOMATIC..I’M BACK IN THE GAME …YOU HEAR ME…I’M HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER GO AWAY…EVER!!!!!!!REMINDER:
I will be here …ALLL FUCKINGGGG NIGHT AND MORNING LONG…GOT MY COMPUTER,MY iPHONE 3g,MY OTHER iPHONE 3Gs,MY BLACKBERRY ETC.ETC…ALL MY GADGETS ARE SET TO DETECT…CUMM -HUNGRY FAGS LIKE YOU.
SO WHEN YOU ARE HERE AND WHEN YOU START TYPING SUCH WORDS AS …OH I LOVE ROKANS ASSHOLE,OR ,OH I LOVE DRINKING PEPPERS CUM JUICE IN THE MORNING….THEN IT’S FUCKING AUTOMATIC..I’M BACK IN THE GAME …YOU HEAR ME…I’M HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER GO AWAY…EVER!!!!!!!HOMOS…FAG ALERTS!!!! FAGGSSS ALERTTT!!!!! FAGSSS ALLLERRTTT..YEAAAAA HAWWWW…FAGS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!
I’ve slept with some trashy whores, and some classy women. All the trashy ones had one thing in common, dark, mangled, large hanging labia. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that I’m willing to bet she’s swinging 2-3 inch beef curtains down there.
Thanks DTF, my other pussy was making WP sing…this is the new pussy in our house….
Which kid gets to hold the camera and which one is in charge of lighting?