Last night was the much anticipated Hollywood premiere of Brad Pitts “Inglorious Basterds”, and jesus christ Angelina Jolie is still the hottest piece of ass on the planet and it’s not even close. And I’ve officially had it with all the dumb rumors of their imminent demise. Look at the way she looks at him. Why would she fake this? It’s not like she gains anything by pretending to date someone. I can’t even get my girlfriend to make me a fuckin sandwich, much less put on a tight leather dress and pretend to fawn all over me.
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I love mylene
Goddamn she does indeed look great, like I would murder every person I know to earn the opportunity to bang her. He looks good as well, I’m not gay but I would probably bang him too. No homo.
*cough, cough…bullshit,cough, cough…
never was, is, or will be a hotter peice of man meat.
Another day of this bullshit?! It’s as funny as ever!
You have to admire a woman who can stay hot for this long
I’ve always liked Angie despite the fact her ass is so flat it could give you a paper cut. Everything above the waist is getting motorboated though.
So Cali, is it safe to assume you’d do A2M if Brad requested it? And I don’t mean accept it hesitantly. I mean sucking the chocolate of a Snickers bar.
rem - she’s getting a little stickish for me. those legs… ever since her mother died she’s never looked quite healthy.
Like Rosario Dawson said in Clerks II, “A2M is fine in the heat of the moment”
All hollywood women get stickish (and leathery) eventually, look at Cameron Diaz
Put Angie in some mom jeans and most of you would not take a second look
I happen to like women in mom jeans, tight ones anyway
RR - depends. is AJ watching?
Yes she is DC, more or less likely??
Hey, did you dickless motherfuckers enjoy your weekend in the desert? I’ll bet your needle-dicks are still tingling whenever you think about that fat fuck Fecal Phil holding you in his squishy arms and kissing you all over your diseased groins!!
… tempting but i wouldn’t eat shit to fuck brad pitt, so i’d have to say no.
and BITCH it’s the red carpet. throw some powder on that forehead and some fucking mouse in your hair DAMN!
HAHAHA! MCDICK!!!
“I’m learning to speak retart.”
What in the FUCK is retart? Well, whatever it is, you really should try to master the English language before you go trying to learn a new way of communication!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Liked Gone in 60 Seconds AJ over the more recent stick figure AJ but still hot…
You bet your wet little panties AJ is watching. She’ll be gaping your knot for Brad to plunder.