08.27.2009 Avril is headed for divorce

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This won’t win any points with the cool kids, but I think Sum 41 is okay. “We’re All To Blame” is a good song, and “Fat Lip”. So it seemed weird that Sums lead singer would put up with Avril Lavignes bratty little ass for all these years. I guess it turns out he was surprised by this turn of events too. The New York Daily News says…

Trouble has been brewing since early this year for Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, who haven’t been photographed together since last December … sources close to the couple, who have been married since 2006, say they’re headed for Splitsville.
That seemed apparent when the Canadian songstress was out and about in Southampton last weekend - sans hubby and looking anything but married.
A spy at celebrity eatery Georgica indeed saw Lavigne getting away - but hardly spending any time alone. Instead, says the onlooker, she was partying hard and hanging with a number of male admirers.

Another report said she did it with a guy named Sam Hendricks, but if that’s who I think it is, that dude is gayer than soy milk.  More to the point, Avril needs to wake the hell up.  She got famous at like 16, and teen girls are naturally stupid anyway, but famous teen girls are practically retarded. You could sit at home by yourself and practice being annoying in the mirror and still not do it any better than Avril.

(57) Comments

  1. Rokan 08/27/2009 13:44

    NIGZ AND FIGZ AND LITTLE LAMBSY DIVYS

  2. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 13:44

    i didnt know she was married…
    http://youareoverrated.com/

  3. Rokan 08/27/2009 13:45

    A DIDDLE, DIVEY TOO, WOULDN’T YOU?

  4. El Jefe 08/27/2009 13:45

    I hate this dumb twat.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/27/2009 13:45

    I know music is subjective and all that but Sum 41 sucks. I’d rather listen to Nickelback. Actually, I take that back, I’d rather eat a bullet than listen to either of them. Avril is hot though and I don’t care how annoying she is I could probably put up with it if it guaranteed me entrance into her vagina.

  6. Rokan 08/27/2009 13:47

    “that dude is gayer than a room of guys blowin each other.”

    Sounds like the last post.

  7. SCUM 08/27/2009 13:47

    Don’t call my bitch a ho.

  8. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 13:48

    i agree BDSC, she is hot, all i’d need is a muzzle that fit her…

    and new music sucks anyway….i listen to jimmy hendrix remake of all along the watchtower everyday on a loop, but im overrated anyway

  9. Observer 08/27/2009 13:48

    I would fuck this chick six ways to Sunday…..

  10. SuperB 08/27/2009 13:49

    I will be over here acting surprised if you need me….

    hollywood marriage, not working out?

    ya dont say

  11. SinDs 08/27/2009 13:51

    i really thought those two would be together forever.

  12. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 13:51

    She is divorcing him because he can’t touch her boob like she can touch them herself . . . and his name is Deryck Whibley.

  13. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 13:52

    boobs

  14. Observer 08/27/2009 13:53

    A threesome with me (of course) and Avril and Ashlee Simpson would be my idea of Heaven…..

  15. SomeoneluvsU 08/27/2009 13:53

    Call me when she’s bald, naked and hitting the paparazzi with an umbrella, then maybe I’ll be interested.

  16. dirtydiane 08/27/2009 13:54

    “Another report said she did it with a guy named Sam Hendricks,”

    What are we, 12?

    “Like, OMG…did you, like, totally *do it*, or like, what?”

  17. Sloppy Joe 08/27/2009 13:54

    Great news. i always felt a little bad for jerking off to her since she was married.

  18. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 13:55

    Would it be to “political” if I made a joke about Canada’s health care system being responsible for Avril’s “healthy” appearance?

    Just testing the water.

  19. Observer 08/27/2009 13:55

    If I had tits like Avril’s……

    ….I’d never take my hands off them either….

  20. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 13:56

    too

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