Beyonce is in Croatia today (wait what) and she went for an ocean swim in a little bikini despite the fact that she said in a recent interview that “she feels insecure about her body offstage.” (source = the sun)
And it’s no wonder. The other rap guys must give Jay Z hell above his womans flat stomach and human sized ass. And why are her hips in line with her shoulders? Women should be built like an iceberg, from the chest down they should just get wider and wider and wider. And wider. And wider and wider. And wider. Wider. Rawr, I’m gettin all hot just thinkin about it!
First, Fucker!!!!
Eat that Ssnake!!
I want to ram my cock into that monster’s nice chocolate ass even though it would probably sever and devour it like a sacrifice to the gods.
Damn site keeps telling me I already posted something.
I’ll try again: Nice ass
Doesn’t do it for me, I don’t want a girl that can leg press 450.
She needed two passports to get into Croatia. One for her and one for Sasha Fierce
Hottttttttttttttttttt
Christ she’s an insufferable cunt but I’d gag it and hit it
Then I’d have sex with her
Dammit, Rokan, I was in a meeting. Do over.
Anyone care to speculate on whether or not DB would plow her from behind?
Hmmm, she may actually be a little on the willowy side for DB
you’re probably right rem…haha!
too bad her music makes you want to punch babies.
It doesnt make me want to punch babies, just Beyonce
Deebs would lick her asshole like it was a shit flavored tootsie pop
Beyoncé=Mariah=Celine Who have I left out?
I’d crash a condom in her coochie. Alliteration, bitches.
ssnake,
kudos for naming 3 divas i’d assfuck proper with a sweet potato typed to my dick bayonet-styley.
Slow down, lefty, you’re typing too fast. You’ll sprain a finger.
You’d have to find Celine’s skinny ass before you could do anything to it.
You know who I’d fuck?
That chick who played silk spectre in Watchmen
God,
I want to pull her cheeks apart and French-kiss her Chocolate Starfish.
Watt, …and just about anyone else, right?
Lefty beyonces black. You said no coonpussy!
Which Silk Spectre, 1 or 2?