Billy Mays really loved drugs

The toxicology report for Billy Mays, who died on June 28th, has been released, and according to TMZ he had the following drugs in his system when he died:

Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Oxycodone (painkiller), Alprazolam (Xanax), Nordiazepam (Valium), Temazepam (anti-anxiety), alcohol and Benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine).

As you remember, Billy Mayes was the infomercial guy who was always smiling and screaming and who absolutely could not believe how well this detergent got stains out. Red wine, grape juice, grass stains, even fucking ink were no match for it! Not even fuckin ink! You can pour ink right on this white shirt and grind it in with a muddy shoe, it don’t even matter! One wash later and that shit is like brand fuckin new! Where’s the stain?! Where did it go?! Right to stain fuckin heaven, that’s where, ’cause OxyClean just put a foot up its ass! THIS STUFF TELLS INK TO SUCK IT’S DICK! Stains better fuckin run when they see a box of motherfuckin OxyClean walk in the house!

Anyway, his wife has issued a statement saying how upset she is about this “speculative” report being released. And she’s right. I mean if they have any real evidence that he was on stimulants, I’d love to see it.