On Friday, Megan Fox dressed all sexy for a meeting at Casa Del Mar, a hotel on the beach in Santa Monica. At the time I mentioned that I used to tend bar there. Now we take another trip down memory lane, because Britney spent much of this weekend with her kids poolside at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del-Rey. Another hotel where I used to work. And this isn’t really relevant but one time during a shift I jacked off in one of the rooms there. I don’t remember which one. The hotel runs perpendicular to the marina, basically, but every floor has four rooms at the end facing the water. It was one of those. All the way to the left. But if you’re a guest there I wouldn’t freak out about it because later I found out someone once got in the tub and put a bullet through the back of his head in that very same room, so if you’re more worried about my erotic adventures than his vengeful ghost you have some pretty fucked up priorities.
This was a pretty sexy post wasn’t it.