The Spears’ises are in Miami today, lounging poolside with Bitneys 2 legitimate kids and Jamie Lynns out-of-wedlock bastard who can’t get into heaven. Britney takes her kids to the pool almost every week lately, which is really cute unless she subconsciously wants them dead so she repeatedly puts them in dangerous situations. Not the pool in this case, I just mean being white in Miami.
(11 more pictures here, hq jump here. source = splash news)
jamie lynn is hotter, both hot messes thou
http://theoverrated.com/
“A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord: even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord”. (Deuteronomy 23:2).
Translation: If your mom’s not married when you’re born, you don’t get into Heaven. Neither do your kids. Or your kids’ kids. All the way down for 10 generations.
Kid sis’s generation is screwed
Making Jaime-Lynn’s kid is my idea of entering Heaven….
Is Jaime-Lynn legal yet?
Why yes!!!!
Almost everywhere……
http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm
Acts 16 30-31:
He then brought them out and asked, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” They replied, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.”
OH SHIT THE BIBLE CONTRADICTED ITSELF! Lick my balls. Uneducated bible thumper.
Britney needs my holy rod of divination.
Obs - seriously do you ever wonder where your IP may be recorded after clicking on the “age of consent” site?
And I won’t marry her either. If KFed hadn’t tapped that I’d raw dog it.
Cali - Dateline NBC.
He should stick to chicks like you who look illegal but know how to work a cock
Dark Cherry….
…wouldn’t “they” see that as a good sign?
That I’m trying to be “legal”?
Also….
…Dark Cherry…..if you were wondering….
..I can hardly stand chicks under 30…..never mind under 20…..
There is little more boring than listening to some dumbass taking about herself…….
…can you imagine trying to listen to one talking about the Jonas Brothers and “Fallout Boy”?
why ty watt.
obs - LOL true or they can say see you KNEW and you still went for it. and i like fallout boy :)
I’d like to make a skank sandwich out of the two of them.
Football Jesus saves all you bastards!
wow jamie lynn really is a hot lil piece of ass…that baby did nothing to ruin her body
Even my Kodak from my 7th birthday took better pictures than this
Cali unlike obs, I’d tap your ass from behind while you blast “sugar we’re goin down”
Cali,
Obs won’t admit it, but he has corns older than you are.
Am I helping you out Obs?
And with that I’m out. Later hairy wookie dick suckers
Dark Cherry…
…how old were you when you lost your “Dark Cherry”?
No teenage girl would be seen in a living room where I am seated….never mind on a “date”…..
MILFs love me though……I think because I’m not that judgemental…..
I’d fuck this one….
http://jenniek.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/0814-lizzie-miller_vg_011.jpg