08.11.2009 Channing Tatum was a stripper

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I didn’t watch this whole thing so I’m taking their word for it, but Us magazine says “GI Joe” star Channing Tatum was a male dancer or stripper or whatever the hell they call it for guys back in 1999, and they have the video to prove it.

Then 18, the star — who performed under the alias “Chan Crawford” — approached the troupe’s owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job.
“He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage,” Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint.
“The women went crazy for him!” Steele added.

People must have been easier to impress back in 1999 because what little of this is I did watch was anything but entertaining. It doesn’t even look like dancing. It looks like someone electrocuted Color Me Badd.

(302) Comments

  1. niko 08/11/2009 18:47

    sexy

    http:/www./pitt-news.blogspot.com/2009/08/quentin-tarantino-flick-celebrated-its.html

  2. Massive's Treasure 08/11/2009 18:52

    So that means every night Tatum gets $25 from Beppo and the other $25 from mylene?

  3. jenn 08/11/2009 19:04

    is this for real? who the hell is this guy?

  4. AmericanGirlinJapan 08/11/2009 19:06

    Color me Badd. I just laughed so hard I almost wet my pants…which is another comment entirely.
    I sericusly thought the same damned thing. Nice.

  5. AmericanGirlinJapan 08/11/2009 19:19

    Also, apropos of nothing, but the name Channing Tatum sounds like he goes around with his last name first all the time.

  6. Tom Foolery 08/11/2009 19:34

    Evening kids, interesting day today at WWTDD.

  7. Tom Foolery 08/11/2009 19:37

    I really hate this auto load video shit, any suggestions to end this misery?

  8. drunkhardon 08/11/2009 19:51

    yea, not happy with the video situation; make it an icon or something.

  9. The Real Ghostbuster 08/11/2009 20:13

    Channing Taintum?

  10. Rokan 08/11/2009 20:22

    Evening boys.

    Tom, what’s its like watching this abortion all day?

  11. Beppo 08/11/2009 20:25

    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS

  12. Rokan 08/11/2009 20:27

    Wow,

    Honestly, I could put up with a douchebag like Beppo, but not with the auto-load video.

    WTF?

  13. Mac-Daddy 08/11/2009 20:30

    wtf….who???

  14. The "I Don't Friggin' Care" Tony Stark 08/11/2009 20:34

    You can use AdBlockPlus for Firefox to block the annoying auto play video.

  15. Rokan 08/11/2009 20:36

    Hey, Tony.

    Do you believe this ass-hole is selling commercial space on the front of a video within the post?

    What circle of hell does Brend8n belong in?

    How ’bout that Beppo?

  16. Beppo 08/11/2009 20:38

    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS
    FAGGOTS

  17. Rokan 08/11/2009 20:39

    We get the idea, Fuck-bag.

    Tony, how do you block it with google chrome?

  18. Tom Foolery 08/11/2009 20:43

    Rokan,
    This shit has been killing me for days now, well well well, speak of the devil.

  19. Tom Foolery 08/11/2009 20:47

    TITS, just looked through my tool bar on firefox and cant see anything adblockplus related, direct please?

  20. Rokan 08/11/2009 20:50

    Tom,

    I really don’t know what we pay him for somedays. He’s a millionaire/playboy, so he has very little motivation, you know.

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