Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” after Bradley Cooper took her on one date then never called her desperate, needy ass again. Because instead he started dating Renee Zellweger. Why would he do this? Because Renee Zellweger is way better that’s why. Us magazine says…
“She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something…she honestly feels screwed over,” a pal tells Us of Aniston
Aniston “doesn’t see what Renee has that she doesn’t,” continues the pal.
But friends of Zellweger detail why Cooper fell for the “no drama” actress.
“She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete,” says one.
Despite Cooper’s diss, Aniston will eventually bounce back, her friends insist.
“She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn’t reciprocate. She is fine,” her friend tells Us. “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.”
God this chick is dumb. Maybe just maybe the first date isn’t the time to show him the scrapbook you’ve been keeping with all his pictures, the ones where Jennifer Garner and Rachel McAdams all have X’s for eyes. She hasn’t learned a thing. She’s even dumber that that punk ass kid in the Cingualr commercials. The goddamn minutes roll over, what is so hard to understand about that? They’re all the same. Today, last month, last year. Stop being such a smug little prick and listen to your mom.
Ahem. First.
I would…nevermind. We all would!
If you keep getting dumped by everyone at this rate, it’s time to take a long hard look in the mirror.
Yay, there will be a new Bradley Cooper voodoo doll by the old Brad and John Mayer ones now…
and I say drank. As in “I’m going to get me a drank.”
My ex gf had x’s for eyes. They were really pretty when the moonlight hit them just so…
Ssnake, damn you.
WTF is wrong with this chick?
Does her pussy just stink?
Aniston seems destined to have a series of short flings all her life. She sees every one of them as The Real Thing and they see her as a piece of ass. That’ll stop when she’s not a piece of ass anymore.
Last night I received a phone call from a girl I haven’t seen or spoken to in over a year. She bartends at this tavern in Raleigh I used to hang at on occasion. I would go in after work, have a few drinks, and flirt with her while she wasn’t busy. She had a steady boyfriend whom she lived with at the time but I slipped her my number just in case things happened to not work out with them. I quit going there when I found a new stomping ground and never heard from her again… until last night.
Apparently her and the boyfriend broke up a couple months ago and she’s moved in with her mother until she gets back on her feet again. So what made her decide to call me now? Well she says her mother is going out of town for the weekend and she just rented a couple of scary movies that she doesn’t want to watch alone, so she invited me over to accompany her. Wait, IT GETS BETTER.
She then tells me her mother is currently having the floor in their living room remodeled so the only place we can watch the movies is back in her bedroom. I told her I’d be delighted to come over and visit, but as she’s well aware from previous encounters at her job, I have tendency to drink in the evenings and don’t like to drive too far afterwards considering I have a previous DUI (she lives 30 minutes away). She says that’s cool, I can crash at her place. Man I tell ya, this bitch is so drop-dead-gorgeous it’s taking everything I have to keep from not going to the restroom today and rubbing one out while thinking about being balls deep in her warm cunt.
Anyways, with all that being said… it’s pretty safe to say I’m going to hit a home run tonight, right? I’m going to make a pitstop for condoms and Southern Comfort on the way to her house, then it’s fucking on like donkey kong. Thank God I didn’t change my cell number.
her personality is listed under the cover of darkness.
the only thing she’s good for is sucking dick and having her heart broken. not always in that order.
reminds me of every other bitch i bump into nowadays.
By all accounts she’s just plain annoying. Even when the ass is Grade-A, you get sick of all the drama.
Cooper’s the man.
Once he realized he wasn’t going to tap that ass after the first date and a couple bottles of wine, he fled.
A true bachelor.
^ and that is officially the longest damn comment I’ve ever posted… sorry.
ROFLMFAO
why is this chick always getting dumped? she probably has a period that lasts 20 days of the month or something.
http://theoverrated.com/
zombie,
hell to the yeah. she’s a bartender and she already had a mildly slutty invitation…”ALL these scary movies I don’t want to watch alone….in my bedroom”
You might as well get more than a 3 pack. You lucky bastard. Why couldn’t I just hook up with a whore like I usually do? Some bitch with her shit together that might go to Switzzerland. Way to overachieve….goddamn it….I’m such an asshole.
Zombie, does your phone have a camera?
Zombie, it doesn’t get any easier than that dude.
May the drinks be three fingers deep and may you be three fingers deep in that cunny.
this bitch must be uber-high-maintenance. and bat shit crazy.
ok, that’s all my time for today kids…ciao!
Zombie,
If you can’t score with that set-up may God have mercy on you.
You should consider popping a nut anyway. Blasting in her too fast is the only way you can fuck this up now.
When I am away from my chick all week, I never go home with the supply to high, then I can give a a good hour of ramming. Its a deal clincher.
Moral of the story…
Z is getting laid.