08.17.2009 Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow

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Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime, but new reports are claiming Gwyneth Paltrow is a stuck up pain in the ass. Oh I know right! Fox News says…

A source says some of the “Iron Man” team had secret hopes of her character being recast, or even killed in the movie, but are resigned to the likelihood that she is locked in as the character Pepper Potts.
Gwyneth did nothing to make friends with fellow superhero Scarlett Johansson.
“Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn’t outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn’t ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth’s choosing.”
“Much of the crew didn’t mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite. Chris has been a crew favorite since the filming of the first movie.”

Paltrow is just jealous. Scarlett is better, hotter, younger, and in this movie that they’re both in, Gwyneth is a frumpy secretary, and Scarlett is a sexy super villain. Gwyneths only super power is the ability to make everyone wanna punch her in her stupid face.

(109) Comments

  1. Watt 08/17/2009 18:57

    ScoJo needs my dick in her arse

  2. pepper 08/17/2009 19:00

    I hate it when they call me Potts!

  3. The "I Shot the Sheriff" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 19:14

    I want to go on record:
    They need to fire Gwenyth Paltrow and recast the Pepper Potts role with Katee Sackhoff.

  4. Rokan 08/17/2009 19:23

    Is that Scarlett dressed up as Black Widow?

    Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. The "I Shot the Sheriff" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 19:29

    ScarJo is what we refer to in my industry as a nice piece.

  6. Mumbles McGinty 08/17/2009 19:29

    Greetings all … well the jury’s out on this woman. I’m thinking there is role reversal in her marriage where a strap on may come into play …just a thought.

  7. The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 19:30

    Possible, Mumbles. But unlike Lady Gaga at least it’s a strap on.

  8. Rokan 08/17/2009 19:34

    So, Tony.

    Are you able to discern what these ass-hats did with the site today.
    I believe some additional word filters were put in place

  9. The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 19:38

    Sorry Rok, I am not on here at all during the day (not even to peek in), I am unaware of any changes to the site.

  10. Mumbles McGinty 08/17/2009 19:38

    Maybe Lady Gag is confused, she has one oversized outer labia that has curled, giving the impression that she is carring tackle …either way it would not be a good look.

  11. Rokan 08/17/2009 19:40

    They had it so we couldn’t pull the site up for about an hour or so.

    Try typing “Fa66ot.”

    I think some Mylene security measures were put in place.

  12. The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 19:49

    Hmmm, interesting. But I don’t think we’ve heard the last of her. I think you have a lifelong nemesis.

  13. Rokan 08/17/2009 19:58

    Kind of like if the Crimson Dynamo was an Asian tranny?

  14. The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 20:03

    I don’t think the Iron Man franchise would do well with that particular villain…

  15. TheOverrated 08/17/2009 20:08

    all i want to know is, when are we going to see scarlet’s boobs. those things must be magnificent!
    http://theoverrated.com/

  16. Mumbles McGinty 08/17/2009 20:10

    this site, fuck… its working like a one legged man in an arse kicking competition … mumble fuck!

  17. The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Tony Stark 08/17/2009 20:12

    Motherfucking spammers…

  18. swatrob 08/17/2009 20:18

    Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a crazy person, who the fuck cares what she thinks or acts like.

    http://www.slycomics.com

  19. Rokan 08/17/2009 20:24

    You hate spammers, don’t you Tony?

    You know what’s funny?

    That is that guy’s job.

  20. swatrob 08/17/2009 20:53

    My job or the other guy? I just do my little blog as a hobby.

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