Ewww…

By brendon August 19, 2009 @ 4:46 PM

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Leann Rimes hasn’t had the greatest press in the world over the past few months, but if she thought walking around LA in some scandalous top was gonna help she was sadly mistaken. I don’t think it would kill her to get some huge implants or at least brush her goddamn hair. She sure as hell needs to color it, because as it is she looks like that flying dog thing from Never Ending Story (this).

It’s hard to even guess which one might be more insulted by that.

(40) Comments

  1. Rokan 08/19/2009 16:50

    Suck my dick!!!!

    First again>

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/19/2009 16:53

    Jesus Christ, it looks like someone photoshopped old-ass Kathleen Turner’s head on a younger body. Or a Mummy. Either way someone kill it, quick, before it devours a baby.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/19/2009 16:54

    how the fuck is this pig still famous? she had 1 fucking hit song in 1999 and people still talk about her? Put an american flag bandanna on her head, add cut off jean shorts, and you have lefty’s down the street neighbor.

  4. Thundercunt 08/19/2009 16:58

    You know what the say about being first too often, Rokan…

  5. ohmwrecker 08/19/2009 16:58

    She looks like she has been traveling with a carnival for a couple of weeks getting railed by the tilt-a-whirl dude.

  6. Thundercunt 08/19/2009 16:58

    or *they say…. whatever…

  7. Rokan 08/19/2009 16:59

    Dirty,
    I don’t disagree, but unlike that pig Renee Zellwegger prancing around in her “tin man out fit with 40,000 piece of shit orange purse posing for the medie, this chick’s just on her way to the Piggley Wiggley for a slurpee and some beef jerkie.

    Let her fucking walk around the ‘hood looking like trailer trash.

    Who gives a flying fuck?

  8. Rokan 08/19/2009 17:00

    medie=media

    Ohm +1 16:58

  9. Observer 08/19/2009 17:02

    All I can say…..

    “She’s ugly, sir”
    “Ugly?”
    “You know…not attractive to men…..”

  10. ohmwrecker 08/19/2009 17:05

    Even though she is a goddamn mess, I have to say those titties look mighty pert.

  11. SuperB 08/19/2009 17:08

    I liked her when she was 15 now not so much

  12. Rokan 08/19/2009 17:08

    I bet her nipples are two inches long and baby chewed, like a dog ate a tootsie roll and spit it out.

  13. Thundercunt 08/19/2009 17:10

    Bigger shoulders, striated chest muscles, toned core, fit legs, fancy schmancy runners… bitch has been doing some long distance running as of late…
    Long distance running from her anal raping drunk southerner father I would assume.

  14. Raymond K. Hessel 08/19/2009 17:10

    And yet I would still rail this hooker like a Queens bound 7 train…

  15. Thundercunt 08/19/2009 17:11

    “I bet her nipples are two inches long and baby chewed, like a dog ate a tootsie roll and spit it out.”

    Now that right there is some funny shit.

  16. SCUM 08/19/2009 17:12

    She is almost 27 and has sold over 20 million records, I would hit her like Tony Gwynn going for extra bases.

  17. SomeoneluvsU 08/19/2009 17:14

    The good news is she’s fooling around with Eddie Cibrian, so you know she’s into anal.

  18. Fussy Bitch 08/19/2009 17:14

    Put a bag over her and she would fuckable, at least from behind

  19. ohmwrecker 08/19/2009 17:15

    If I saw that walking down the street, I’d offer her $10 for a BJ behind the Kwik-E Mart.

    I’d buy her a Slushie if she swallowed.

  20. Thunder Dog 08/19/2009 17:20

    Rimes – more like Grimes
    Too obvious?

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