Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of this months Ellle magazine, and you may find this hard to believe, but during the interview she brings up her love life and lays out why you should feel sorry for her, then says she doesn’t want anyone to feel sorry for her. I don’t anticipate any problems with accommodating that. E! says…
“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,” she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town.
“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting getting on with her life,’ so be it.”
Nevertheless, she’s taking her lonely-lady role-model status very seriously: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”
Why can’t a great girl like this find someone to settle down with? If there’s one thing guys love in a new girlfriend, it’s one who constantly obsesses over the status of their relationship and clings to him like they’d been pushed out on to the wing of a plane. And if she has old lady hands and a big nose? Well that’s just the icing on the cake.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
You’d have to pull me off.
Get back, DB. I saw her first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE
DTF! I’ve been sticking up for this gorgeous, bat-shit crazy bitch for a solid 2 years on this site. Get in line, butt munch!
she’d match her dress after i was done. that’s for damn sure.
you asshorns can fight about it all you want. i’ll be playing a one-drumstick solo live and direct from her innards.
You keep sticking up, buddy. I’ll stick in. And she’ll like it. (At least when the bodyguards mace my ass, she will.)
Hey, is getting better…at least she didn’t mention Brad
“Hey, is getting better…at least she didn’t mention Brad”
…by name…until after the interview was over…and she had her life-size Brad Pitt cut-out snugly by her side, that is…
Lefty, you didn’t manage to throw a SuperB slam in either of those last 2 comments. Fucking slacker…
Best way to deal with lonely girls is to thrown them in the bottom of a big hole in your cellar and make them put lotion on their skin. If need be, threaten them with the hose.
Signed,
Jame Gumb
dtf,
as long as she’s commenting with a back-alley post-blowjob photoshoot avi, she’s slamming her damn self, brother.
jennifer’s got too much make-up on in this one. i’d like to see it first thing in the morning. my dick gets hard from disappointment. cuz that’s what he is to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgrRrAyY18U
I’d throw it in her.
DTF I know where your avi is from and I loled.
She looks like the kind of bitch that would constantly compare everything you do to Brad. “Why will you only do it doggy style? Brad was more adventurous.” “Brad called it making love, not the horizontal suck and slide.” “Why don’t you stick a roll of quaters in your ass like Brad.” Brad, Brad, Brad.
I wonder if she has a little voodoo brad under her pillow…
…ssshhhhh, Watt.
I gotta good laugh outta this (SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJzQiemCIuY
Shit. You can’t live your life afraid to fuck chicks who would rather be fucking Brad Pitt. You’ll spiral into a pit of despair so deep that you just sit in your basement all day flogging yourself and cursing your erection.
Not me, but definitely you.
“I wonder if she has a little voodoo brad under her pillow…”
She uses it as the holster for her Rabbit Vibrator, B, sug…
I have a voodoo doll of myself that I like to choke when I’m jerking off, that way I don’t leave finger prints around my own neck that would cause people to wonder, plus it’s just much easier to do it that way.