Kunis + Portman = “aggressive sex”

By brendon August 21, 2009 @ 11:42 AM


I’m not gonna lie to you, getting Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to F each other is something I would very much like to see. Oh hey good news…

Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”

Directed by the great Darren Aranofsky (the Wrestler, the Fountain) the film “focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.”

Stuff like that is why I got out of ballet. I just couldn’t deal with the politics anymore. I still dance of course but not for the stage. And I run the Marie Taglioni School in Moscow.  It may not make for an interesting movie, but it reminds me why I began to dance in the first place.


(66) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/21/2009 11:45

    I would watch those two read recipes to each other so just thinking about them having angry sex with each other is enough to make my dick hard enough to cut diamonds.

  2. Rokan 08/21/2009 11:47

    +1 for Rem. He called this. I guess they get good new in England first.

  3. Rokan 08/21/2009 11:49

    Look at those fucking tits!!!!!!!

    Alright . . . I’m gonna have to excuse myself for a minute.

    Talk amongst yourselves.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 08/21/2009 11:49

    Read about this on ‘film drunk’ yesterday.

    Wait, I just jizzed in my pants.

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/21/2009 11:50

    oh god yes!

  6. iwontrememberthis 08/21/2009 11:50

    And it was on FilmDrunk yesterday.

  7. iwontrememberthis 08/21/2009 11:50


  8. Demon Spawn 08/21/2009 11:51

    Is this going to be another “Portman does a nudless nude scene” movies again?

  9. Sensei John Kreese 08/21/2009 11:53

    Demon, she does have some great ass shots floating around out there.

  10. RedRage 08/21/2009 11:56

    Fucking Fez, you “where is my toast” son of a bitch. How did you score that?

  11. Palmdale24 08/21/2009 11:56

    Three words. “Ass to ass.”

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/21/2009 11:59

    not a big deal. “Post Grad” is going to have the same scene. Except instead of tits, it will be dialogue and incessant product placement.

  13. Sensei John Kreese 08/21/2009 12:00

    Please let there be scissoring.

    Please let there be scissoring.

  14. leftnutofjesus 08/21/2009 12:00

    eh….chicks doing each other doesn’t do it for me.

    It’s like watching a negro fuck your girlfriend while you cradle your crying hard-on.

  15. Zombie 08/21/2009 12:04

    In case anybody’s wondering, yes that is my arm in pic #4.

  16. Tom Foolery 08/21/2009 12:06

    Still going to wait for it to be released at home. Movie theaters just don’t do it for me anymore.

  17. RemSteale 08/21/2009 12:07

    The way the script reads its more like lesbian rape folks….

  18. GivinUpTheFight 08/21/2009 12:08

    Boner Engaged!

  19. leftnutofjesus 08/21/2009 12:09

    in rare cases, a fellow deviants advice is needed….
    this being one of those times…

    So this chick I’ve been dating….we’ve been dry-humping the shit out of each other. I’ve gotten to third base. But she says, “no” when i try to take her clothes off.

    THEN, she’ll start to take MY clothes off and tell herself “no”…..

    So tell me….am I right in thinking that tonight, I tell her stop saying “no” to herself and let’s get down and dirty….that it would be enough to either find out if she’s playing me or she’s down to fuck?

  20. leftnutofjesus 08/21/2009 12:10

    as you can tell, i usually only date floozies….so this is a new problem.

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